"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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GOOD DAY #3, two incedence

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Now before i post theses, for the jackasses that cant read anything but perfect spelling and junk!, im sorry im just writing down exactly what the notes, yes NOTES, say. OK so i was sitting down in Religon class (Private School, ima shopmore) and the teacher pops in a movie, VERY BORING...

So a couple mins later, this girl gives me a note that said:

HB: Is this a great movie or what?
ME: You just can't resist hitting on me HUH! and havent even given me your number
HB: I dont hit on anyone ( I really dont have to) and you havent asked.

( Another Girl passed me a not while i was writing to this other girl, so it was good! i was making her wait for my response)

But so i dont confuse you guys, i was finish this note first.....

ME: You'd better hurry, I dont know how many more numbers my phone can hold. (it only holds 250 I think)

Then there was the other note that this girl gave me,

HB: OMG SPURGEON!, we both have on black shirts thats way cool! (heart) ashlie
ME: I know! Are you Stalking me? ; You wouldn;t be the first...lol <=(shoulda left that lol out)
HB: hahahaha nop I cant say I am SORRY! YOUR STALKING ME! but I cant blame you I am queen hahahahah

I meet up with this girl later on that day! and we had some good laughs, and i got her number!, hope you guys day went good too......
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Smooth Player 056

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Originally posted by E_ze05
Now before i post theses, for the jackasses that cant read anything but perfect spelling and junk!, im sorry im just writing down exactly what the notes, yes NOTES, say. OK so i was sitting down in Religon class (Private School, ima shopmore) and the teacher pops in a movie, VERY BORING...

So a couple mins later, this girl gives me a note that said:

HB: Is this a great movie or what?
ME: You just can't resist hitting on me HUH! and havent even given me your number
HB: I dont hit on anyone ( I really dont have to) and you havent asked.

( Another Girl passed me a not while i was writing to this other gitl

I like your C&F use..very classic. Did u end up getting both of their numbers?



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sorry bout that man! i posted early on accident, but i edited it all in! thats all that happened right there!
 

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Now i understand lol I thought i was on crack or something. yeah i agree the "lol" shoulda been left out but i dont think it even made a diff. They both dig u in the first place to even write a note to you. Good job......kinda ironic its in religion class



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For everybody that doesnt know! SmoothPlayer is off the chain! Finally someone cool (like me) and not a jackass! lets keep the post positive lol, you do anything better in a good mood! so why bring yourself and others down?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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