"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Going to Spain

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In a couple of days, I will be going to Spain. I was there one year ago (with my parents and aunt and uncle), and the tropical heat really blew my testosterone levels sky high. Now, that's just great, but not when you're with family members. However, I got some privacy and I managed to confine my testosterone to some extent.
But now, I'll be there with even more family members, and consequently get even less privacy. So, basically, there will be no privacy at all.
I'm just concerned about my testosterone, which I think will run over during my time there.

Any comments?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What on Earth are you talking about? The tropical heat makes you horny? Oh jeez. This is one I have never heard.
 
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Spain is a gorgeous country, man. Why confine yourself?

You're a new setting with new people and you have nothing to lose! Go crazy and leave no regrets.
 
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Skilla_Staz said:
What on Earth are you talking about? The tropical heat makes you horny? Oh jeez. This is one I have never heard.
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Haha, I'm from the cold north, you know.
 
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Haha, I'm from the cold north, you know.
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Hey I know where you're coming from man, I live in jersey and I'm in VA for a few weeks and although its not as hot as spain I've vowed not to masturbate and only get with girls. So my testosterone is going to be raging in a few days (so far its only been about 4 or 5 and I'm already feeling more bold, dunno if its a placebo effect or not), so use that to your advantage. Nature put it there for a reason :).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A friend of mine met and partied with Tara Reid in Spain. Now they're mates (he has no balls).

Good luck.
 
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Tara Reid gained a gut, or so she had one last i checked.
but i would probably still bang her out, just to say I did.
 
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WesCottII said:
A friend of mine met and partied with Tara Reid in Spain. Now they're mates (he has no balls).

Good luck.
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Are you serious? I'd like to meet her, too!

 
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Yeah. They talk on the phone a fair bit. Apparently she looks a whole lot older in real life - that said, I'd still do her.
 
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if you get really horny go to the bathroom and do your business.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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avrilishot said:
if you get really horny go to the bathroom and do your business.
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Yep. I know. In case of emergency, there will be a way out.

Well, this is my last visit here before I leave, so good bye to everyone, and have a great summer (for those of you who live above equator).
 
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