"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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For reason I have had trouble getting erect. Its like I wanna screw the chick and she's hot and all but soon as I put the rubber on its goes south.

Any advice to stop this?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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u have a case of homo
 

PurplePimp

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you gay
 

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You guys are so immature it amazes me sometimes.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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you are not aroused enough, do more foreplay-
DON'T WHACK OFF SOO MUCH!

excersize three times a week

that day or whenever you are gonna have sex
(about three hours before) eat -
5 RAW GARLIC CLOVES -diced
1 HALF ONION -diced
1/5 HOT PEPPER (or even less if you are sensitive)

they all boost circulation and increase arousal
through system "aggitation"
watch out for the Garlic and make sure you have no
adverse reactions-it THINS THE BLOOD.
The HOT PEPPERS increase circulation and heart rate
and is a stimulant, much like onion.
just make sure you get all the GAS out before
sex though...:crackup:

also try eating soft boiled fresh oysters,
full of zinc and people have been using it for
years as an aphrodisiac
 

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I dont have that much to say on the topic, but christ, what organized confusion suggested...thats gotta make the most vile breath ever. Good luck on getting a girl to have sex with ya with that breath.
 

Julian

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Originally posted by splinterkb
You guys are so immature it amazes me sometimes.
yes i realize this. But there are 100's of threads regarding this topic maybe i should have just told him to use the search function.

:eek:
 

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Originally posted by rudygee2
I dont have that much to say on the topic, but christ, what organized confusion suggested...thats gotta make the most vile breath ever. Good luck on getting a girl to have sex with ya with that breath.
Nothing a tooth brush,tooth paste and some mouth wash
won't fix. Common sense is only valuable in the people
who demonsrate it ;)
 

spider_007

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Originally posted by organizedconfusion
5 RAW GARLIC CLOVES -diced........
yaaa, i don't think her is gona have much trouble with getting it up after that (you won't need to, she'll be half way home buy then)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Maybe because you realized you're boning your sister?


Sorry, had to do it after seeing Tennessee is your state...
 

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To get a hard erection, practice having a hard erection. Squeeze your pc muscle when you masturbate and strengthen your muscles there. Massage your groin and get the circulation going. None of that 30 second jerk-off sh*t will do you any good.
 
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