"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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For reason I have had trouble getting erect. Its like I wanna screw the chick and she's hot and all but soon as I put the rubber on its goes south.

Any advice to stop this?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Julian

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u have a case of homo
 

PurplePimp

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you gay
 

splinterkb

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You guys are so immature it amazes me sometimes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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organizedconfusion

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you are not aroused enough, do more foreplay-
DON'T WHACK OFF SOO MUCH!

excersize three times a week

that day or whenever you are gonna have sex
(about three hours before) eat -
5 RAW GARLIC CLOVES -diced
1 HALF ONION -diced
1/5 HOT PEPPER (or even less if you are sensitive)

they all boost circulation and increase arousal
through system "aggitation"
watch out for the Garlic and make sure you have no
adverse reactions-it THINS THE BLOOD.
The HOT PEPPERS increase circulation and heart rate
and is a stimulant, much like onion.
just make sure you get all the GAS out before
sex though...:crackup:

also try eating soft boiled fresh oysters,
full of zinc and people have been using it for
years as an aphrodisiac
 

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I dont have that much to say on the topic, but christ, what organized confusion suggested...thats gotta make the most vile breath ever. Good luck on getting a girl to have sex with ya with that breath.
 

Julian

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Originally posted by splinterkb
You guys are so immature it amazes me sometimes.
yes i realize this. But there are 100's of threads regarding this topic maybe i should have just told him to use the search function.

:eek:
 

organizedconfusion

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Originally posted by rudygee2
I dont have that much to say on the topic, but christ, what organized confusion suggested...thats gotta make the most vile breath ever. Good luck on getting a girl to have sex with ya with that breath.
Nothing a tooth brush,tooth paste and some mouth wash
won't fix. Common sense is only valuable in the people
who demonsrate it ;)
 

spider_007

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Originally posted by organizedconfusion
5 RAW GARLIC CLOVES -diced........
yaaa, i don't think her is gona have much trouble with getting it up after that (you won't need to, she'll be half way home buy then)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Maybe because you realized you're boning your sister?


Sorry, had to do it after seeing Tennessee is your state...
 

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To get a hard erection, practice having a hard erection. Squeeze your pc muscle when you masturbate and strengthen your muscles there. Massage your groin and get the circulation going. None of that 30 second jerk-off sh*t will do you any good.
 
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