"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DanishDJ
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splinterkb
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
DON'T WHACK OFF SOO MUCH!
excersize three times a week
that day or whenever you are gonna have sex
(about three hours before) eat -
5 RAW GARLIC CLOVES -diced
1 HALF ONION -diced
1/5 HOT PEPPER (or even less if you are sensitive)
they all boost circulation and increase arousal
through system "aggitation"
watch out for the Garlic and make sure you have no
adverse reactions-it THINS THE BLOOD.
The HOT PEPPERS increase circulation and heart rate
and is a stimulant, much like onion.
just make sure you get all the GAS out before
sex though...:crackup:
also try eating soft boiled fresh oysters,
full of zinc and people have been using it for
years as an aphrodisiac
organizedconfusion
Master Don Juan
Nothing a tooth brush,tooth paste and some mouth wash
won't fix. Common sense is only valuable in the people
who demonsrate it
spider_007
Master Don Juan
yaaa, i don't think her is gona have much trouble with getting it up after that (you won't need to, she'll be half way home buy then)
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
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