"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Going down on a woman who "looks" clean, but you barely even know.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AAAgent

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think about it this way, if you don't do it..some other guy will. i always make them clean themselves before i go down. i wouldn't do it at first either because my first girl wouldn't let me. after i did it the first time, she would BEG for me to do it again.
 

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So do all you guys that wait go and get STD tested with a girl as part of your getting to know her phase? Cause whether you know her or not really doesn't play much of a role in whether she's clean or not. Women show no symptoms for Chlamydia and HPV, and a lot of people have Herpes and probably other sh!t without knowing it. What's waiting do? If she has something and knows she's more likely than not gonna say something about it. Waiting seems pointless to me.
 

Drewskie

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Ollie said:
So do all you guys that wait go and get STD tested with a girl as part of your getting to know her phase? Cause whether you know her or not really doesn't play much of a role in whether she's clean or not. Women show no symptoms for Chlamydia and HPV, and a lot of people have Herpes and probably other sh!t without knowing it. What's waiting do? If she has something and knows she's more likely than not gonna say something about it. Waiting seems pointless to me.
My point exactly, you just said it better than I did.
 

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Thank Christ there isn't a thread about clean looking girls you have just met and wanting to eat their a-hole out. :eek:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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