"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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giving second chance..

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.. I like to ask every DJs' opinion about this situation-> you found out the your girlfriend slept with her X, but she told you that she didn't like it. Will you forgive this girl or move on and dump her immediately?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ready123

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I personally won't tolerate cheating and would dump her. plus the distrust that comes with it ruins everything

on the otherhand, her excuse was she didn't like it? so if the dude actually knew how to fvck, it would've been ok?
 
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Are you on Crack to pose such a question??

Say "No" to hos!!!
 

shaunuk

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Erm, move on and dump her immediately...dude.

lol, "she didn't like it". I wonder if she decided that before or after f*cking him...or during :crackup:

shaun
 

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"honey, i didnt cheat on u, its not cheating if i didnt enjoy it!" lol!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ducaro

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what the heck are you smoking, fermented monkey sh!t??

'I didn't like it' lol..:crackup: (and here I pay money for stand up comedy..silly me):rolleyes:
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Just tell her, "It's over, we're through. Now I'm going to go f*ck 20 women. Don't worry, I promise not to like it."
 

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Ask her if you can go out, find someone and if you like having sex with them more than her you can dump her, or if you don't, you can come back and kep going with her.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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So, your girlfriend cheats on you. Gives you a bullsh!t excuse that she didn't like it. I am trying not to laugh right now.... But, I am.

DUMP HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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xdreamz

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ducaro said:
what the heck are you smoking, fermented monkey sh!t??

'I didn't like it' lol..:crackup: (and here I pay money for stand up comedy..silly me):rolleyes:
lol seriousy... but some people deserve second chances though really.

actually... no wait that sh1t was pretty fvcked up!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Are you on Crack to pose such a question??

Say "No" to hos!!!
QFT.

You have to be high or have a severe lack of options to even think of giving a cheater a second chance.
 

Luveno

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This has to be a joke.

I do not date liars. No man should.

Drop her.
 

drak_ool

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djneo said:
.. I like to ask every DJs' opinion about this situation-> you found out the your girlfriend slept with her X, but she told you that she didn't like it. Will you forgive this girl or move on and dump her immediately?
that s a reasonable excuse! :up:

I wonder what she s gonna come up with next time... "i got gang banged but i didn't enjoy it cuz it hurt!"
 

Fuglydude

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WHy dont' you demand an open relationship...that way you can still pump her as well as other chics! This will kill the exclusivity in the relationship, yet also keep her around as a FB.

Don't dump a perfectly good viable Pvssy!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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