"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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djneo

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.. I like to ask every DJs' opinion about this situation-> you found out the your girlfriend slept with her X, but she told you that she didn't like it. Will you forgive this girl or move on and dump her immediately?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ready123

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I personally won't tolerate cheating and would dump her. plus the distrust that comes with it ruins everything

on the otherhand, her excuse was she didn't like it? so if the dude actually knew how to fvck, it would've been ok?
 
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Are you on Crack to pose such a question??

Say "No" to hos!!!
 

shaunuk

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Erm, move on and dump her immediately...dude.

lol, "she didn't like it". I wonder if she decided that before or after f*cking him...or during :crackup:

shaun
 

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"honey, i didnt cheat on u, its not cheating if i didnt enjoy it!" lol!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ducaro

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what the heck are you smoking, fermented monkey sh!t??

'I didn't like it' lol..:crackup: (and here I pay money for stand up comedy..silly me):rolleyes:
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Just tell her, "It's over, we're through. Now I'm going to go f*ck 20 women. Don't worry, I promise not to like it."
 

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Ask her if you can go out, find someone and if you like having sex with them more than her you can dump her, or if you don't, you can come back and kep going with her.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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So, your girlfriend cheats on you. Gives you a bullsh!t excuse that she didn't like it. I am trying not to laugh right now.... But, I am.

DUMP HER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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xdreamz

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ducaro said:
what the heck are you smoking, fermented monkey sh!t??

'I didn't like it' lol..:crackup: (and here I pay money for stand up comedy..silly me):rolleyes:
lol seriousy... but some people deserve second chances though really.

actually... no wait that sh1t was pretty fvcked up!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Are you on Crack to pose such a question??

Say "No" to hos!!!
QFT.

You have to be high or have a severe lack of options to even think of giving a cheater a second chance.
 

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This has to be a joke.

I do not date liars. No man should.

Drop her.
 

drak_ool

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djneo said:
.. I like to ask every DJs' opinion about this situation-> you found out the your girlfriend slept with her X, but she told you that she didn't like it. Will you forgive this girl or move on and dump her immediately?
that s a reasonable excuse! :up:

I wonder what she s gonna come up with next time... "i got gang banged but i didn't enjoy it cuz it hurt!"
 

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WHy dont' you demand an open relationship...that way you can still pump her as well as other chics! This will kill the exclusivity in the relationship, yet also keep her around as a FB.

Don't dump a perfectly good viable Pvssy!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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