"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

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AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I told all my co-workers this story...

All the guys laughed, all the girls shook their heads.. hahahaha except the gay guy.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Thats pretty funny.
If its true.

That would probably work on a close friend of yours and your trying to get out of the friendzone. That would get her off the pedestal and down to your level. Just remember to always say it with a smile, and never punch a girl unless you want other males to step in and knock you out.
 

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I riDe a biKe: dude thats ****in stupid
 

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You can get away with saying a lot of really stupid **** if you deliver it well. It is important to smile a lot and maintain kino. I was joking with a girl last week about booty calls and she playfully suggested she would be over that night, and then I told her to bring a paper bag.

Funny, yes. Gets you laid...no.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

LMAO that is some funny ****.

I'm gonna use your line on a friend I joke around with all the time...at least theres less of a chance to get socked lol
 

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Dude, this "neg hit" has got to be the meanest, stupidest thing I have seen. You just ruined your chances completely.
 

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Originally posted by Nzo
U said u could actually see a mustache on her??

And u still rate her a 10...wow

Maybe he finds that attractive...LOL

Hey dude, whatever tickles your pickle.
 

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Originally posted by vivavllv
Yo, whats up with these girls and compliments.

ME:Hey HB10,......
HER: Hi?
Me: I like.............i like your mustache.
Her: F%$k you!!
Me: Yea, hey, you know christmas is coming up, do you want me to buy you a razor.
She punches me pretty hard, so i punch her back a little harder.

She was mad and almost started crying. Who knew HB10 could be so insecure.
omigod its like flashback hel l
except for i was 13 and the guy in my class who asked that said "how long you been growing that mustache"
and i said "are you jealous , want me to shave it and super glue it to your lip because you cant grow one."

the next day i used nair, and like any unsupervised 13 year old, i burned my face which meant i didnt have any hair there but one complete bright red burn mark there instead and it hurt, so i went to school and kicked him when he walked by.

i never wanted anything to do with him ever again.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by penkitten
omigod its like flashback hel l
except for i was 13 and the guy in my class who asked that said "how long you been growing that mustache"
and i said "are you jealous , want me to shave it and super glue it to your lip because you cant grow one."

the next day i used nair, and like any unsupervised 13 year old, i burned my face which meant i didnt have any hair there but one complete bright red burn mark there instead and it hurt, so i went to school and kicked him when he walked by.

i never wanted anything to do with him ever again.
I am sorry Penkitten.


That makes for a funny story though.:crackup:

And to think that you never realized it was gio then...:p J/K
 

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Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by wavejams007
I am sorry Penkitten.


That makes for a funny story though.:crackup:

And to think that you never realized it was gio then...:p J/K
yes its a funny story, it was like i didnt even realise i had one until he poked fun at me. puberty sucks. one night you go to bed a normal little girl and the next day you have titties, hormones and hair completely covering your body and you just start bleeding in the middle of class while you are wearing white all in the same day you have to learn to disect a frog.

gave me character huh?
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by penkitten
yes its a funny story, it was like i didnt even realise i had one until he poked fun at me. puberty sucks. one night you go to bed a normal little girl and the next day you have titties, hormones and hair completely covering your body and you just start bleeding in the middle of class while you are wearing white all in the same day you have to learn to disect a frog.

gave me character huh?
yeah, as Calvin's dad would say, "It builds character"

Ah, the joys of being a man!

I ahve noticed though that some girls that Iused to be able to hang around with and joke with before, went through puberty, and now that get all hurt and offended by me. It bothers me, cuz it seems that my friends were robbed of me.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by wavejams007
yeah, as Calvin's dad would say, "It builds character"

Ah, the joys of being a man!

I ahve noticed though that some girls that Iused to be able to hang around with and joke with before, went through puberty, and now that get all hurt and offended by me. It bothers me, cuz it seems that my friends were robbed of me.
then the bit ch syndrome kicks in and girls are just horrible for awhile.
it lasts a few years in the least.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by vivavllv
Yo, whats up with these girls and compliments.

ME:Hey HB10,......
HER: Hi?
Me: I like.............i like your mustache.
Her: F%$k you!!
Me: Yea, hey, you know christmas is coming up, do you want me to buy you a razor.
She punches me pretty hard, so i punch her back a little harder.

She was mad and almost started crying. Who knew HB10 could be so insecure.
other then punching her back, that was puirty funny:D
 

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ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
HAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

Ace.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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