"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

AC/DC

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 16, 2003
Messages
1,270
Reaction score
3
Age
38
Location
hyphy bay area, ca
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I told all my co-workers this story...

All the guys laughed, all the girls shook their heads.. hahahaha except the gay guy.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

redbyte

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 24, 2005
Messages
183
Reaction score
1
Age
38
Location
Brisbane, Australia
Thats pretty funny.
If its true.

That would probably work on a close friend of yours and your trying to get out of the friendzone. That would get her off the pedestal and down to your level. Just remember to always say it with a smile, and never punch a girl unless you want other males to step in and knock you out.
 

AC/DC

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 16, 2003
Messages
1,270
Reaction score
3
Age
38
Location
hyphy bay area, ca
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

I riDe a biKe: dude thats ****in stupid
 

Luscious

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 8, 2002
Messages
840
Reaction score
3
You can get away with saying a lot of really stupid **** if you deliver it well. It is important to smile a lot and maintain kino. I was joking with a girl last week about booty calls and she playfully suggested she would be over that night, and then I told her to bring a paper bag.

Funny, yes. Gets you laid...no.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

bob88

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 2, 2005
Messages
127
Reaction score
0
Age
37
Location
los angeles
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

LMAO that is some funny ****.

I'm gonna use your line on a friend I joke around with all the time...at least theres less of a chance to get socked lol
 

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Dude, this "neg hit" has got to be the meanest, stupidest thing I have seen. You just ruined your chances completely.
 

bob88

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 2, 2005
Messages
127
Reaction score
0
Age
37
Location
los angeles
Originally posted by Nzo
U said u could actually see a mustache on her??

And u still rate her a 10...wow

Maybe he finds that attractive...LOL

Hey dude, whatever tickles your pickle.
 

penkitten

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2001
Messages
8,255
Reaction score
235
Age
49
Location
at our house
Originally posted by vivavllv
Yo, whats up with these girls and compliments.

ME:Hey HB10,......
HER: Hi?
Me: I like.............i like your mustache.
Her: F%$k you!!
Me: Yea, hey, you know christmas is coming up, do you want me to buy you a razor.
She punches me pretty hard, so i punch her back a little harder.

She was mad and almost started crying. Who knew HB10 could be so insecure.
omigod its like flashback hel l
except for i was 13 and the guy in my class who asked that said "how long you been growing that mustache"
and i said "are you jealous , want me to shave it and super glue it to your lip because you cant grow one."

the next day i used nair, and like any unsupervised 13 year old, i burned my face which meant i didnt have any hair there but one complete bright red burn mark there instead and it hurt, so i went to school and kicked him when he walked by.

i never wanted anything to do with him ever again.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by penkitten
omigod its like flashback hel l
except for i was 13 and the guy in my class who asked that said "how long you been growing that mustache"
and i said "are you jealous , want me to shave it and super glue it to your lip because you cant grow one."

the next day i used nair, and like any unsupervised 13 year old, i burned my face which meant i didnt have any hair there but one complete bright red burn mark there instead and it hurt, so i went to school and kicked him when he walked by.

i never wanted anything to do with him ever again.
I am sorry Penkitten.


That makes for a funny story though.:crackup:

And to think that you never realized it was gio then...:p J/K
 

penkitten

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2001
Messages
8,255
Reaction score
235
Age
49
Location
at our house
Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by wavejams007
I am sorry Penkitten.


That makes for a funny story though.:crackup:

And to think that you never realized it was gio then...:p J/K
yes its a funny story, it was like i didnt even realise i had one until he poked fun at me. puberty sucks. one night you go to bed a normal little girl and the next day you have titties, hormones and hair completely covering your body and you just start bleeding in the middle of class while you are wearing white all in the same day you have to learn to disect a frog.

gave me character huh?
 

wavejams007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 9, 2004
Messages
876
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
jacksonville, FL
Re: Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by penkitten
yes its a funny story, it was like i didnt even realise i had one until he poked fun at me. puberty sucks. one night you go to bed a normal little girl and the next day you have titties, hormones and hair completely covering your body and you just start bleeding in the middle of class while you are wearing white all in the same day you have to learn to disect a frog.

gave me character huh?
yeah, as Calvin's dad would say, "It builds character"

Ah, the joys of being a man!

I ahve noticed though that some girls that Iused to be able to hang around with and joke with before, went through puberty, and now that get all hurt and offended by me. It bothers me, cuz it seems that my friends were robbed of me.
 

penkitten

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2001
Messages
8,255
Reaction score
235
Age
49
Location
at our house
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

Originally posted by wavejams007
yeah, as Calvin's dad would say, "It builds character"

Ah, the joys of being a man!

I ahve noticed though that some girls that Iused to be able to hang around with and joke with before, went through puberty, and now that get all hurt and offended by me. It bothers me, cuz it seems that my friends were robbed of me.
then the bit ch syndrome kicks in and girls are just horrible for awhile.
it lasts a few years in the least.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

spider_007

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 23, 2005
Messages
3,072
Reaction score
16
Location
ontario
Originally posted by vivavllv
Yo, whats up with these girls and compliments.

ME:Hey HB10,......
HER: Hi?
Me: I like.............i like your mustache.
Her: F%$k you!!
Me: Yea, hey, you know christmas is coming up, do you want me to buy you a razor.
She punches me pretty hard, so i punch her back a little harder.

She was mad and almost started crying. Who knew HB10 could be so insecure.
other then punching her back, that was puirty funny:D
 

MrS

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 2, 2005
Messages
1,329
Reaction score
7
ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
HAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

Ace.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Top