"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

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Why? Because I was tired of being a biotch!!

"Your purse doesn't match....blah, blah.........she'll remember me"
So boring, have some fvcking guts, your not going to die, life goes on.

I'm tired of seeing chumps getting played, they deserve to feel what they do to guys. Maybe thats why im so harsh, becuase i used to be a biocth, and now i don't want to take any crap from them, especially the 10s. Today what some would consider a 10 looked at me put her whiteboard, marker, and eraser out to hand it to me, so i would put it back in the box for her. I looked at her, looked at the board, then back at her with a face of disgust. She said, Are you serious, I just turned my back to her.


Don't believe me fine. I don't care. It is what it is, life will go on weather you believe me or not, DOESN'T MATTER.
If you guys don't like me, then Fvck you, who am i trying to impress?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Some girl actually tried to tool you like that? Wow. I found your insult to be hilarious though.
 
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Calm down dude. We're laughing with you not at you. Thats some funny ****.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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^LOL i don't know about you but I'm laughing AT him
 

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I just joined the forums, and this is the first post I open up :D

I can see where your coming from man, you used to be a chump, most of us were.
Now you've got "game" and your gonna try some DJ skills. Dude, that neg you attempted was taken to far. To tell you the truth it was lame. A good neg is somewhere between a compliment and an insult... What you said was definetly taken as an insult.

Your doing what most guys do when they find out what they've been doing all along has gotten them NOWHERE. Your being an ******* and that's not gonna help your game. You could have busted on her about her clothes being the same as another chick or something less "harsh" It's good that your trying things man but I don't believe what you did is gonna get you anywhere bro.

-Furious
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Dude if u say that too a girl ur a god dam idiot. Girls spend hours on their looks telling them that makes them feel like ****.
 

defiancy

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wow this made me squirm in my seat lol

i dont really think insulting a girl is a compliment lol...and why'd you continue talking after she said f*ck u?
 

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Originally posted by Rint
Dude if u say that too a girl ur a god dam idiot. Girls spend hours on their looks telling them that makes them feel like ****.
It was attempt at being "playful." The problem is that the girl didn't find it playful.
 

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This thread being a month old, I have literally told EVERYBODY I know about this, except I said you were my classmate... LOL everyone laughs every time!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I went in for a kiss yesterday with what I'd thought was a HB7. Being short-sighted I hadn't noticed before she had a moustache. I pulled back and spat in her face involuntarily as I went.

You had a lucky escape.
 

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA this thing got bumped and im the first person to click it and start laughing again.. hahahahha
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Priceless.
 

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ROFL.
AHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA. That was awesome!!!! Who cares if it's a neg gone wrong, this was the funniest sh*t i've ever heard!
 

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hahahahah man i made that mistake back in high school, i said to this HB8 that she got a moustache, and her friend slapped me. never tell girls they got body hair that they dont want.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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