"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls you bump into having not seen them for years...

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Title says it all really - you're in a club, you see a few HBs from school that you haven't seen since you were 16 - 4.5 years ago.

Obviously you approach. But what do you actually say, do, etc? Would you adjust your game somewhat?

I'm curious to hear thoughts on this. I'll post my thoughts later.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Well from logic I know that she knows me... so openers are not required, but give her a little stimulation and some bragging rights.

I play the FBuddy and/or wing girl card/s.

My old friends from high school either have gotten incredibly HOT, or were hot, and are now sour pusses, or getting chubby, after realizing HS was effed up, and food will help solve the problem of the perverts that have been raised.

You know the girl(at least some tidbits) so you don't need to pump for questions, exhaust your last rounds before reloading.

Her friends need to accept the social proof if you don't perv her up with words and innuendo.

After that you just play your usual game with your past being your crutch...
 

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Easy ****.

There is generally interest on her part. In my case, I've changed a lot, and keep changing again, and I'm attractive. So, you had some kind of bond before, and now, she doesn't know much about you, maybe you could be her prince, and she has some level of trust so.. you do the math.


So, all you do is say hi, do some ****y ****, ask her # for a get together, and that's it.
 

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Originally posted by SamePendo
Easy ****.
I agree. BUT what makes this different is if I fvck up with a random girl, I don't care; I find another. Here I only have once chance and I'd like to maximise it!

Originally posted by SamePendo

There is generally interest on her part. In my case, I've changed a lot, and keep changing again, and I'm attractive. So, you had some kind of bond before, and now, she doesn't know much about you, maybe you could be her prince, and she has some level of trust so.. you do the math.


So, all you do is say hi, do some ****y ****, ask her # for a get together, and that's it.
Almost exactly what I thought.
 
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