"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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girls with tattoos?

tick37

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SunnyD said:
I'd like to say I have a good head on my shoulders...but just because I made some dumb decisions when I was younger, I'm automatically judged as being fVcked up...

I got mine when I was 16. 16!!! 12 years ago, I am not that same person and I was never a ho or had mental problems. I am not "covered", but I have on my hip, one on my ankle, one on my stomach and one on my wrist. (That I got in my 20's and it means something to me..) The rest, yeah..my sister got one and I thought "oh cool..." That's how we are when we're younger..it doesn't make us who we are. They are all SO small and could never be seen unless I show you. They are also not a exbfs initials, skulls, crosses, bones or anything stupid like that. They are all something that has to do with me and I can tell you, then when people who have even known me for YEARS find out I have tattoos...they are shocked.

These people don't act in a certain way...doctors, lawyers, shrinks all have them too.

That's my rant, haha. Glad you agree with me oak.
Post a nude picture so we can see. Then will critique the art work.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I think they're sexy too, but they are usually nothin but trouble. I've learned not to get too involved with them. I know TONS of fully sleeved chicks and some are hot, and they're all cool to hang out with, but in general they are more nuts than normal chicks, and more trouble than they're worth.
 

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hos like using their tattos to help you get physical with them faster....

Her: I have a tattoo
Him: What is it of and where is it..
Her: A rose on my lower hip!
Him: can I see it?

BINGO!!!!!
 

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woods said:
I think they're sexy too, but they are usually nothin but trouble. I've learned not to get too involved with them. I know TONS of fully sleeved chicks and some are hot, and they're all cool to hang out with, but in general they are more nuts than normal chicks, and more trouble than they're worth.
The messed up part is that women with no tatoos are just as hoey as those with them..LOL They just dont want you to suspect them...
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I like tats on chicks as long as;

*they're done by decent artists
*shes not covered in them
*the 1 or 2 she has are big peices (full back, shoulder, sleeve, thigh)

Any chick who meets those three goes up two points on my 10 scale.
 

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I don't mind a tat on a chick, and yeah I think women who have tats are probably somewhat easier to bed, from my experience. I know that sounds like a stereotype, but stereotypes have a basis in fact.

But here's a thought: It's part of the masculinizing of women, isn't it? Used to be tattoos were something sailors drunk in foreign ports did, bikers did, criminals did, bad boys did. Now, ever increasingly, women do.
 
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