"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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dawg89

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how can u get a grl dat already has a man. most ppl say a grl issnt worth stealing or stealing a girl is wrong but the truth is were not stealin the girl the girl is simply going to the better man she sees qualities in u dat she doesnt see in her boyfriend.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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LikRetsam

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It's black and white. If you can steal her, who says some guy will not steal her from you if you do get her?

Yeah, she's not worth it right now. Just go out and get some numbers. Get her when the time is right.

Lik
 

Jester

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Originally posted by dawg89
how can u get a grl dat already has a man. most ppl say a grl issnt worth stealing or stealing a girl is wrong but the truth is were not stealin the girl the girl is simply going to the better man she sees qualities in u dat she doesnt see in her boyfriend.
Well im better than you so let me know next time you get a girlfriend thats hot.



DUMB F-UCK
 

TheMinistered

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Jester, you beeing a 'master' don juan... I would expect more of you than childish bullsh1t. Grow up :)
 

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Karma. At least, I believe in it.

Perfect example. Saw this 8.5 (SMOKIN', and it wasn't slutty suck me look, it was the normal innocent girl look, which I find ****in hot) with her total AFC boyfriend at the movies (I was there with my friend and his friend) watchin EuroTrip (Great movie BTW). Anyways, so she's eyeing me through the whole movie (I was sitting towards the arm rest and I have extremely pimp peripheral vision). I turned around at the beggining, and the end of the movie, and she was smiling at me. I felt REALLY sorry for her boyfriend, so I didn't want to pull anything.

Let's put it this way. How would you feel if you were in that situation? Some guy strolls along and sees your girl (which is bound to happen considering your 1 out of 6 billion on this earth), and decides 'Hey, I think I'm better then this chump', and steals her from you. Great bud, you just got jipped cause some ******* decided to ruin your relationship. Sure, your girls also to blame even more then he is, but still, just put yourself in that pair of shoes. Doesn't feel so good now does it? Although, you can always stop this by increasing your DJ skills till your equivilent to Casanova, as well as choosing the right girl to date.

So what if societys made it so that girls choose who they want to date? Flip the table and claim it your side!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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JSH

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Well i hate that as well, cos you dont wanna **** up this random dude's life but . . .


However i still think it is a warning, shes been nicked once so . . .
 

Jester

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Originally posted by TheMinistered
Jester, you beeing a 'master' don juan... I would expect more of you than childish bullsh1t. Grow up :)
why is that the most childish always feels the need to try and comment about childish behavior?


weird stuff eh?
 

ShizamDaMan

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Originally posted by TheMinistered
Jester, you beeing a 'master' don juan... I would expect more of you than childish bullsh1t. Grow up :)
Personally, I appreciate the way Jester never sugarcoats explanations. If you think he comes off as an *sshole, you don't have that great a sense of humor :p
 
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