"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dawg89

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how can u get a grl dat already has a man. most ppl say a grl issnt worth stealing or stealing a girl is wrong but the truth is were not stealin the girl the girl is simply going to the better man she sees qualities in u dat she doesnt see in her boyfriend.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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LikRetsam

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It's black and white. If you can steal her, who says some guy will not steal her from you if you do get her?

Yeah, she's not worth it right now. Just go out and get some numbers. Get her when the time is right.

Lik
 

Jester

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Originally posted by dawg89
how can u get a grl dat already has a man. most ppl say a grl issnt worth stealing or stealing a girl is wrong but the truth is were not stealin the girl the girl is simply going to the better man she sees qualities in u dat she doesnt see in her boyfriend.
Well im better than you so let me know next time you get a girlfriend thats hot.



DUMB F-UCK
 

TheMinistered

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Jester, you beeing a 'master' don juan... I would expect more of you than childish bullsh1t. Grow up :)
 

Omega

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Karma. At least, I believe in it.

Perfect example. Saw this 8.5 (SMOKIN', and it wasn't slutty suck me look, it was the normal innocent girl look, which I find ****in hot) with her total AFC boyfriend at the movies (I was there with my friend and his friend) watchin EuroTrip (Great movie BTW). Anyways, so she's eyeing me through the whole movie (I was sitting towards the arm rest and I have extremely pimp peripheral vision). I turned around at the beggining, and the end of the movie, and she was smiling at me. I felt REALLY sorry for her boyfriend, so I didn't want to pull anything.

Let's put it this way. How would you feel if you were in that situation? Some guy strolls along and sees your girl (which is bound to happen considering your 1 out of 6 billion on this earth), and decides 'Hey, I think I'm better then this chump', and steals her from you. Great bud, you just got jipped cause some ******* decided to ruin your relationship. Sure, your girls also to blame even more then he is, but still, just put yourself in that pair of shoes. Doesn't feel so good now does it? Although, you can always stop this by increasing your DJ skills till your equivilent to Casanova, as well as choosing the right girl to date.

So what if societys made it so that girls choose who they want to date? Flip the table and claim it your side!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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JSH

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Well i hate that as well, cos you dont wanna **** up this random dude's life but . . .


However i still think it is a warning, shes been nicked once so . . .
 

Jester

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Originally posted by TheMinistered
Jester, you beeing a 'master' don juan... I would expect more of you than childish bullsh1t. Grow up :)
why is that the most childish always feels the need to try and comment about childish behavior?


weird stuff eh?
 

ShizamDaMan

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Originally posted by TheMinistered
Jester, you beeing a 'master' don juan... I would expect more of you than childish bullsh1t. Grow up :)
Personally, I appreciate the way Jester never sugarcoats explanations. If you think he comes off as an *sshole, you don't have that great a sense of humor :p
 
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