Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
I fvcking hate it when some girls do that!! Like b1tch get the fvck out and talk like a normal person!Bumsniff said:What's the boards opinions or girls who talk like a baby...?
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
LOL this! If your girl is comfortable enough to do this then you're doing something wrong. That's some relationship ending chit right there.Zion said:If it happens on accident yeah,sure,we can laugh it off. But if you're in my bed and raging like a wild boar with no inhibitions at all...that's just fvcking disgusting.
That's funny right there.Bible_Belt said:I had a girlfriend once who used to get really mad when I wasn't ok with her farting around me. I would make her go outside and take a fart walk. Her new husband seems like a complete AFC. She probably farts around him all the time.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Same here...live a little... maybe she has a fart fetish? :rock:sageproduct said:What's wrong with letting a girl fart in front of you (if you're longtime bf/gf)? is it inappropriate for her to take a sh1t in your presence too? Geez people are people.
When I eat a lot I fart a lot. I'm not gonna hold that sh1t in, so I wouldn't expect someone else to either.