"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Girls who talk like a baby, burp, or fart in front of you

Bumsniff

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What's the boards opinions or girls who talk like a baby, burp, or fart in front of you? No toddlers. Grown women.

Do you find it cute or does it turn you off and make you want to punch them in the head?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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TheStig

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Bumsniff said:
What's the boards opinions or girls who talk like a baby...?
I fvcking hate it when some girls do that!! Like b1tch get the fvck out and talk like a normal person!
 

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Sign of immaturity or lack of manners. Total turnoff for me.

The baby stuff isn't cute. If she does this, I would say something like "why are you talking like that?" She will stop.

The burping/farting thing is only allowable after you've been dating for a while. If this happens on some of the first few dates, they are totally nexted.
 

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I guess it heavily depends on the age cathegory. Personally , I love it when a girl can 'talk like a baby' and be childish at times ,all innocent and whatnot.I just have a soft spot for it and see it as adorable , in some cases. Not any girl can pull it off. But anyway , I can't picture myself remotely liking something like that if me and said girl are in our early-mid thirties.


But burps and farts ? I don't care if we've been together for a lifetime , I don't do that **** in front of you , you don't do it in front of me. Every relationship should have some shreds of mystery. If it happens on accident yeah,sure,we can laugh it off. But if you're in my bed and raging like a wild boar with no inhibitions at all...that's just fvcking disgusting.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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JoeMarron

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Zion said:
If it happens on accident yeah,sure,we can laugh it off. But if you're in my bed and raging like a wild boar with no inhibitions at all...that's just fvcking disgusting.
LOL this! If your girl is comfortable enough to do this then you're doing something wrong. That's some relationship ending chit right there.
 

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I had a girlfriend once who used to get really mad when I wasn't ok with her farting around me. I would make her go outside and take a fart walk. Her new husband seems like a complete AFC. She probably farts around him all the time.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
I had a girlfriend once who used to get really mad when I wasn't ok with her farting around me. I would make her go outside and take a fart walk. Her new husband seems like a complete AFC. She probably farts around him all the time.
That's funny right there.
 

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What's wrong with letting a girl fart in front of you (if you're longtime bf/gf)? is it inappropriate for her to take a sh1t in your presence too? Geez people are people.

When I eat a lot I fart a lot. I'm not gonna hold that sh1t in, so I wouldn't expect someone else to either.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sageproduct said:
What's wrong with letting a girl fart in front of you (if you're longtime bf/gf)? is it inappropriate for her to take a sh1t in your presence too? Geez people are people.

When I eat a lot I fart a lot. I'm not gonna hold that sh1t in, so I wouldn't expect someone else to either.
Same here...live a little... maybe she has a fart fetish? :rock:
 
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