"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Girls who talk like a baby, burp, or fart in front of you
- Thread starter Bumsniff
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
The baby stuff isn't cute. If she does this, I would say something like "why are you talking like that?" She will stop.
The burping/farting thing is only allowable after you've been dating for a while. If this happens on some of the first few dates, they are totally nexted.
Zion
Senior Don Juan
But burps and farts ? I don't care if we've been together for a lifetime , I don't do that **** in front of you , you don't do it in front of me. Every relationship should have some shreds of mystery. If it happens on accident yeah,sure,we can laugh it off. But if you're in my bed and raging like a wild boar with no inhibitions at all...that's just fvcking disgusting.
5string
Master Don Juan
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Mike32ct
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If she does it frequently, it's a major turn off.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Christopher Philip
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That's funny right there.Bible_Belt said:
sageproduct
Banned
When I eat a lot I fart a lot. I'm not gonna hold that sh1t in, so I wouldn't expect someone else to either.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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