"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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tony-montana

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i know its hard to find a girl who doesnt smell down there. but if the one you're banging smells, do you just put up with it? the girl i bang has a gross smell but i guess it just fades away after we get into it. so i basically just put up with it. i mean, im not gonna ditch her cause of a smell right?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I'd eat her out for a bit then kiss her right after. so she can have a taste of her own medicine.
 

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I had a plate 3 years ago..I nicknamed her "fish market" ....one time she stenched my whole room. I told her over MSN ...I didn't have the cojones to tell to her face.
 

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ewwwwww *pukes*
 

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Yeah, what makes it worse is when you are really looking forward to it.

My first time, this girl had great tits, they're the ones that when you see them, you just believe that if you can wrap your mouth around those nipples you'll get to live forever.

And then i pull down her pants... :down:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That's seriously not a good sign. Man up and tell her, or drop her. It could be a sign of an infection or STD. Use condoms.
 

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Get a scented candle, this way she thinks you are romantic and you get rid of the smell all at the same time its a win-win.

Bad smell comes from a large quantity of bacteria so you can always take a bath/shower together.

If its that bad that it turns you off then either tell her straight up (you have nothing to lose at this point) or you replace the girl.
 

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her diet and her genetics will play a huge role in this. Every vegetarian I've ever banged had virtuallly no smell. Almost sweet, actually. Thing is, I can't really date a vegan or vegetarian unless they are truly cool with my carnivore ways lol.
 

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Take your hand, and wipe it under your balls.....and take a sniff.
It is just as hard for women as well.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
her diet and her genetics will play a huge role in this. Every vegetarian I've ever banged had virtuallly no smell. Almost sweet, actually. Thing is, I can't really date a vegan or vegetarian unless they are truly cool with my carnivore ways lol.
So if I were single and dated a stinky chick, she likes cheesburgers. If she smells good, she's into salads.

Good info. :D
 

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women haze said:
Take your hand, and wipe it under your balls.....and take a sniff.
It is just as hard for women as well.
my friends call this "duck butter"
 

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hey i make sure my package smells good all the time. i always shower before a girl comes over or when i go out. i believe its a bit harder for a girl to clean up there. air is always trapped and what not. just seems sucky that id have to dump cause of the smell. cant a woman tell that they smell? i mean far out. those smells are pretty strong, surely they know about it. it lingers on the condom even.
 

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lol goodfoot. i don't think its bad enough for me to use vinegar. soon as we stopped having sex the smell was gone.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Dude, I know where you are coming from. Had fish sticks for supper and have been hard ever since. Hell, Jaws gave me a hard-on. Don't even ask what happens when I have to walk by the fish market .
 

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OMG I was fvcking this girl once and she wanted me to eat her out, so I went down, smelled her ***** and that thing smelled so badly! I told her I didn't know how to eat her out to spare myself the agony.

It was HORRIBLE!
 

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Man, when I go see hookers, I'm required to take a shower, and hooker takes shower too. Thus far there wasn't any nasty smells.
 

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Dated this girl a couple of times...every time I met up with her she was coming from work. She worked as a bartender and was moving around on her feet a lot, so naturally she got to sweating down there.

The first time I kind of wrote it off as coincidence and figured it'd be "better next time". After another go or two, I realized it wasn't gonna get any better. So I stopped f'ing her. It's a shame, too...she was a fun f*ck.

I really don't know how to break it to a girl that she's funky down there. It would've been hilarious to say something, just to see her facial expression. I imagine she'd be mortified...I don't think there's a girl in the world who could take news like, "your p*ssy stinks" well. Of course maybe I SHOULD'VE said something...it may help her out in the long run.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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