"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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tony-montana

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i know its hard to find a girl who doesnt smell down there. but if the one you're banging smells, do you just put up with it? the girl i bang has a gross smell but i guess it just fades away after we get into it. so i basically just put up with it. i mean, im not gonna ditch her cause of a smell right?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I'd eat her out for a bit then kiss her right after. so she can have a taste of her own medicine.
 

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I had a plate 3 years ago..I nicknamed her "fish market" ....one time she stenched my whole room. I told her over MSN ...I didn't have the cojones to tell to her face.
 

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ewwwwww *pukes*
 

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Yeah, what makes it worse is when you are really looking forward to it.

My first time, this girl had great tits, they're the ones that when you see them, you just believe that if you can wrap your mouth around those nipples you'll get to live forever.

And then i pull down her pants... :down:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That's seriously not a good sign. Man up and tell her, or drop her. It could be a sign of an infection or STD. Use condoms.
 

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Get a scented candle, this way she thinks you are romantic and you get rid of the smell all at the same time its a win-win.

Bad smell comes from a large quantity of bacteria so you can always take a bath/shower together.

If its that bad that it turns you off then either tell her straight up (you have nothing to lose at this point) or you replace the girl.
 

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her diet and her genetics will play a huge role in this. Every vegetarian I've ever banged had virtuallly no smell. Almost sweet, actually. Thing is, I can't really date a vegan or vegetarian unless they are truly cool with my carnivore ways lol.
 

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Take your hand, and wipe it under your balls.....and take a sniff.
It is just as hard for women as well.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
her diet and her genetics will play a huge role in this. Every vegetarian I've ever banged had virtuallly no smell. Almost sweet, actually. Thing is, I can't really date a vegan or vegetarian unless they are truly cool with my carnivore ways lol.
So if I were single and dated a stinky chick, she likes cheesburgers. If she smells good, she's into salads.

Good info. :D
 

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women haze said:
Take your hand, and wipe it under your balls.....and take a sniff.
It is just as hard for women as well.
my friends call this "duck butter"
 

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hey i make sure my package smells good all the time. i always shower before a girl comes over or when i go out. i believe its a bit harder for a girl to clean up there. air is always trapped and what not. just seems sucky that id have to dump cause of the smell. cant a woman tell that they smell? i mean far out. those smells are pretty strong, surely they know about it. it lingers on the condom even.
 

tony-montana

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lol goodfoot. i don't think its bad enough for me to use vinegar. soon as we stopped having sex the smell was gone.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude, I know where you are coming from. Had fish sticks for supper and have been hard ever since. Hell, Jaws gave me a hard-on. Don't even ask what happens when I have to walk by the fish market .
 

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OMG I was fvcking this girl once and she wanted me to eat her out, so I went down, smelled her ***** and that thing smelled so badly! I told her I didn't know how to eat her out to spare myself the agony.

It was HORRIBLE!
 

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Man, when I go see hookers, I'm required to take a shower, and hooker takes shower too. Thus far there wasn't any nasty smells.
 

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Dated this girl a couple of times...every time I met up with her she was coming from work. She worked as a bartender and was moving around on her feet a lot, so naturally she got to sweating down there.

The first time I kind of wrote it off as coincidence and figured it'd be "better next time". After another go or two, I realized it wasn't gonna get any better. So I stopped f'ing her. It's a shame, too...she was a fun f*ck.

I really don't know how to break it to a girl that she's funky down there. It would've been hilarious to say something, just to see her facial expression. I imagine she'd be mortified...I don't think there's a girl in the world who could take news like, "your p*ssy stinks" well. Of course maybe I SHOULD'VE said something...it may help her out in the long run.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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