girls who smell down there

[tony-montana]

i know its hard to find a girl who doesnt smell down there. but if the one you're banging smells, do you just put up with it? the girl i bang has a gross smell but i guess it just fades away after we get into it. so i basically just put up with it. i mean, im not gonna ditch her cause of a smell right?

 

[PokerStar]

I'd eat her out for a bit then kiss her right after. so she can have a taste of her own medicine.

 

[Tiguere]

I had a plate 3 years ago..I nicknamed her "fish market" ....one time she stenched my whole room. I told her over MSN ...I didn't have the cojones to tell to her face.

 

[PokerStar]

ewwwwww *pukes*

 

[Thundernuts]

Yeah, what makes it worse is when you are really looking forward to it.

My first time, this girl had great tits, they're the ones that when you see them, you just believe that if you can wrap your mouth around those nipples you'll get to live forever.

And then i pull down her pants...

 

[5string]

Febreeze?

 

[Warrior74]

That's seriously not a good sign. Man up and tell her, or drop her. It could be a sign of an infection or STD. Use condoms.

 

[DJDamage]

Get a scented candle, this way she thinks you are romantic and you get rid of the smell all at the same time its a win-win.

Bad smell comes from a large quantity of bacteria so you can always take a bath/shower together.

If its that bad that it turns you off then either tell her straight up (you have nothing to lose at this point) or you replace the girl.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

her diet and her genetics will play a huge role in this. Every vegetarian I've ever banged had virtuallly no smell. Almost sweet, actually. Thing is, I can't really date a vegan or vegetarian unless they are truly cool with my carnivore ways lol.

 

[women haze]

Take your hand, and wipe it under your balls.....and take a sniff.
It is just as hard for women as well.

 

[5string]

her diet and her genetics will play a huge role in this. Every vegetarian I've ever banged had virtuallly no smell. Almost sweet, actually. Thing is, I can't really date a vegan or vegetarian unless they are truly cool with my carnivore ways lol.

So if I were single and dated a stinky chick, she likes cheesburgers. If she smells good, she's into salads.

Good info.

 

[PokerStar]

Take your hand, and wipe it under your balls.....and take a sniff.
It is just as hard for women as well.

my friends call this "duck butter"

 

[tony-montana]

hey i make sure my package smells good all the time. i always shower before a girl comes over or when i go out. i believe its a bit harder for a girl to clean up there. air is always trapped and what not. just seems sucky that id have to dump cause of the smell. cant a woman tell that they smell? i mean far out. those smells are pretty strong, surely they know about it. it lingers on the condom even.

 

[goodfoot]

Ha, I just had a thread about this.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=181685

 

[tony-montana]

lol goodfoot. i don't think its bad enough for me to use vinegar. soon as we stopped having sex the smell was gone.

 

[allbeef]

Dude, I know where you are coming from. Had fish sticks for supper and have been hard ever since. Hell, Jaws gave me a hard-on. Don't even ask what happens when I have to walk by the fish market .

 

[IamJosan]

OMG I was fvcking this girl once and she wanted me to eat her out, so I went down, smelled her ***** and that thing smelled so badly! I told her I didn't know how to eat her out to spare myself the agony.

It was HORRIBLE!

 

[Drdeee]

Man, when I go see hookers, I'm required to take a shower, and hooker takes shower too. Thus far there wasn't any nasty smells.

 

[vato]

just play her this song..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbdN_SLFYvQ

 

[squirrels]

Dated this girl a couple of times...every time I met up with her she was coming from work. She worked as a bartender and was moving around on her feet a lot, so naturally she got to sweating down there.

The first time I kind of wrote it off as coincidence and figured it'd be "better next time". After another go or two, I realized it wasn't gonna get any better. So I stopped f'ing her. It's a shame, too...she was a fun f*ck.

I really don't know how to break it to a girl that she's funky down there. It would've been hilarious to say something, just to see her facial expression. I imagine she'd be mortified...I don't think there's a girl in the world who could take news like, "your p*ssy stinks" well. Of course maybe I SHOULD'VE said something...it may help her out in the long run.