"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girls Saying Sorry

SexinEar

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Ya know what i'm talking about, when a girl does something insignifigant like drop something on you, etc, etc, causing them to say sorry and its not a big deal. Well I always just ignored it but then I realsised it can be a perfect window for c+f, and since it always seems to happen with a girl u don't know, it would be a great way to meet a chick haha. So anyone got any good lines for when a girl does something pointless and says sorry. thanksssss
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Tau

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If a girl does something insignificant like accidently bump you with her arm for a split second and says sorry I'll go "...oh well good thing you apologized because I was really angry about that". Usually gets a cheap laugh. One funny throwaway line won't get you laid though.
 

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My favorite post apology line


"You better be"

and i smile of course, and use a joking tone of voice.
 

SexinEar

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Skilla_Staz said:
My favorite post apology line


"You better be"

and i smile of course, and use a joking tone of voice.
lol, thank youuuuuuuuu thats what i was looking for. I'm not creative with any of this crap. I'm so boring.
 
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