"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls Saying Sorry

SexinEar

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Ya know what i'm talking about, when a girl does something insignifigant like drop something on you, etc, etc, causing them to say sorry and its not a big deal. Well I always just ignored it but then I realsised it can be a perfect window for c+f, and since it always seems to happen with a girl u don't know, it would be a great way to meet a chick haha. So anyone got any good lines for when a girl does something pointless and says sorry. thanksssss
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Tau

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If a girl does something insignificant like accidently bump you with her arm for a split second and says sorry I'll go "...oh well good thing you apologized because I was really angry about that". Usually gets a cheap laugh. One funny throwaway line won't get you laid though.
 

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My favorite post apology line


"You better be"

and i smile of course, and use a joking tone of voice.
 

SexinEar

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Skilla_Staz said:
My favorite post apology line


"You better be"

and i smile of course, and use a joking tone of voice.
lol, thank youuuuuuuuu thats what i was looking for. I'm not creative with any of this crap. I'm so boring.
 
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