"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Girls Saying Sorry

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SexinEar

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Ya know what i'm talking about, when a girl does something insignifigant like drop something on you, etc, etc, causing them to say sorry and its not a big deal. Well I always just ignored it but then I realsised it can be a perfect window for c+f, and since it always seems to happen with a girl u don't know, it would be a great way to meet a chick haha. So anyone got any good lines for when a girl does something pointless and says sorry. thanksssss
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If a girl does something insignificant like accidently bump you with her arm for a split second and says sorry I'll go "...oh well good thing you apologized because I was really angry about that". Usually gets a cheap laugh. One funny throwaway line won't get you laid though.
 
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My favorite post apology line


"You better be"

and i smile of course, and use a joking tone of voice.
 
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Skilla_Staz said:
My favorite post apology line


"You better be"

and i smile of course, and use a joking tone of voice.
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lol, thank youuuuuuuuu thats what i was looking for. I'm not creative with any of this crap. I'm so boring.
 
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