"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Girls really love you if they openly fart and ****?

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DJ24SEVEN

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I heard a girl really loves you if she has no problem farting and ****ting while you're around.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That's great but I won't love her if she does that.:)
 

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this reminds me of the post in anything else where the guy farts in the chicks MOUTH WHEN SHE'S LICKING HIS ASS!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA ****ING SERVED.

IN THE KISSER

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

she was like, "you ******* damn you you *******" hahahahahahhaahahhah.

anyways, this is a dumb thread.
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
this reminds me of the post in anything else where the guy farts in the chicks MOUTH WHEN SHE'S LICKING HIS ASS!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA ****ING SERVED.

IN THE KISSER

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

she was like, "you ******* damn you you *******" hahahahahahhaahahhah.

anyways, this is a dumb thread.
LOL!!! I remember that one. Probably the funniest thread in there!!! Too bad it got deleted...:rolleyes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by DJ24SEVEN
I heard a girl really loves you if she has no problem farting and ****ting while you're around.
You know if you let her shit ON you, she'll love you more.
 

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What can I say about this?

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