“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Girls really love you if they openly fart and ****?

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DJ24SEVEN

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I heard a girl really loves you if she has no problem farting and ****ting while you're around.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That's great but I won't love her if she does that.:)
 

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this reminds me of the post in anything else where the guy farts in the chicks MOUTH WHEN SHE'S LICKING HIS ASS!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA ****ING SERVED.

IN THE KISSER

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

she was like, "you ******* damn you you *******" hahahahahahhaahahhah.

anyways, this is a dumb thread.
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
this reminds me of the post in anything else where the guy farts in the chicks MOUTH WHEN SHE'S LICKING HIS ASS!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA ****ING SERVED.

IN THE KISSER

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

she was like, "you ******* damn you you *******" hahahahahahhaahahhah.

anyways, this is a dumb thread.
LOL!!! I remember that one. Probably the funniest thread in there!!! Too bad it got deleted...:rolleyes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by DJ24SEVEN
I heard a girl really loves you if she has no problem farting and ****ting while you're around.
You know if you let her shit ON you, she'll love you more.
 

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What can I say about this?

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