"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls posing with underwear on the net!

Blue Phoenix

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Hi guys!

I´ve noticed a trend on the internet. I´ve seen a lot of girls posting provocative pictures of them. You know the places, "my space" and the like.

Sometimes it´s funny because it´s like a bait for AFCs. They post their messages "Wow hottie, let´s hang out sometime" or "Wow, you´re hot".

Why on earth would a girl spend her time on her profile on the net? Just as an ego trip? :crazy:

What do you usually do? You just ignore them?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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BacardiGuy

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Yeah, it's pretty much for them to see how much attention they can get to boost their egos.

I don't even have a myspace so I don't pay any attention to that ****.
 

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I usually look, drool, then place a teasing comment on there.

I dont mind em. gives me a free show :)

then when my tease gets their attention, and they start to dig me, it just boosts MY ego instead.



whats funny is when they put a pic up thats obviously provocative (like showing undies, or lots of cleavage, etc) and they make a comment that has nothing to do with it, (IE a picture of her back, with her thong sticking out of her pants, not wearing a shirt, hands placed on ass, etc. and the comment "I just got my hair cut in this pic :)")

usually, I say something like "hey crewcut, your undies are showin"
 

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THE_ADDMAN said:
whats funny is when they put a pic up thats obviously provocative (like showing undies, or lots of cleavage, etc) and they make a comment that has nothing to do with it, (IE a picture of her back, with her thong sticking out of her pants, not wearing a shirt, hands placed on ass, etc. and the comment "I just got my hair cut in this pic :)")

usually, I say something like "hey crewcut, your undies are showin"
Yeah! I´ve noticed that too. They make it seem it was not intentional but we know it was. They think we are stupid! :crackup:
 

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I use Myspace and Facebook.

They're easy places to communicate with other people, mostly girls.

Simply denouncing these sites as an ego trip is a hasty generalization.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame. Internet attention whoring is simply the most convenient.
 

BacardiGuy

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Jack McCrack said:
Simply denouncing these sites as an ego trip is a hasty generalization.
We're talking about the provocative pictures on the site, not the sites themselves. :rolleyes:
 

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Those girls are just attention *****s. They just want to be able to say "wow look at all these guys that want me!" Any girl who has to post half-naked pics on the internet was probably not shown enough attention as a kid or something. I'll sometimes click on one of these and see 100 AFCs posting nonsense like "oh, damn baby, I'd love to meet you, please message me!!!" Yeah, that's really going to work! Those chics are best ignored. Imagine how crushed their egos would be if they posted a half naked pic and nobody dropped a single comment.
 

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speakeasy said:
...I'll sometimes click on one of these and see 100 AFCs posting nonsense like "oh, damn baby, I'd love to meet you, please message me!!!"...
Haha I notice the same thing too :D... even non-provocative pics have guys swarming around in the comments saying the exact same stuff...

I just want to say to them: "come on guys, you can think of something more creative than what 99 other guys before you have already said!"
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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the best looking girl i have met from myspace (hb9.5) had 8 pics, all of her face, none provacative at all, and she had the best body in real life

so you are right - because the hb9.5 basically was NOT an attention *****, because she could have been showing off, but she wasnt
 

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Docs said:
Even better is the fatty profiles that say "I'm looking for a hot guy to give a good time to"

:crackup:

ya! I've seen those ones too

I dunno. maybe on a lonely night I'd give her a call

at least she'd know where all the good restaurants are :crackup:
 

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Oh jeez - Anyone that has a myspace account that isn't for joining groups or serves a useful purpose is a sad little tosser looking for some recognition in the world because they realise they're just an insignificant statistic that would have been better just being a *** stain on their mother's face. Same as web pages 10 years ago.

Sorry couldn't resist.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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just neg them.

leave a comment like "you really need to tone those legs up a little more".

or "i bet your tummy isn't flat like that when you aren't leaning back"

ahahah
 

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"Wow, you're a wh0re"
 

Blue Phoenix

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Heyzeus said:
just neg them.

leave a comment like "you really need to tone those legs up a little more".
ahahah
This is a good one. :)
 

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THE_ADDMAN said:
I dunno. maybe on a lonely night I'd give her a call

at least she'd know where all the good restaurants are :crackup:
LMAO!!! Too funny.

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