"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girlfriend's Spiritual Belief's

iwanttofight

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Hello Don Juan's. I have a question to ask you. My girlfriend is really really religious. She is Catholic. I am catholic too by birth. I was an alter boy when I was like 12 years old. But I do not believe in that sh*t anymore. I consider myself a freethinker now. I think religion is soo f*ching stupid. So I asked mygirlfriend that if I do not believe in religion anymore would you still love me and still want to be my girlfriend? Can you fu*king believe she said NO, wtf. She said if you do not believe in my god we can not be together anymore. I do not want a non catholic boyfriend. I believe love should be more important then someone's religion. What do you Don Juan's think about this? Should I tell my girl my religious belief's even if she would not like it?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'm in the Mood

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OK, assuming that this isn't trolling, you need to let your GF go and find another girl. If you don't, you're setting yourself up for an unhappy relationship. A girl MUST respect your beliefs, no exceptions. You can certainly still be friends if you want.
 

thebrownman

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I'm in the Mood said:
OK, assuming that this isn't trolling, you need to let your GF go and find another girl. If you don't, you're setting yourself up for an unhappy relationship. A girl MUST respect your beliefs, no exceptions. You can certainly still be friends if you want.
Hit the head on the nail.

Let her go man. There is no future but misery in this.
 

DanZy

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If you don't breakup with her, you're wasting her time. The fact that she cannot tolerate your beliefs and be accommodating is all the justification you need.
 
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