"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Girlfriend wants more "Sex Jokes"

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charlestheis_theiii

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I am not sure what button I hit, but my current LTR (Long Term Relationship), loved it when I said to her something along the lines of:

Her: "You didn't eat breakfast this morning, just a spoon of yogurt"

Me: "I had delicious p*ssy for breakfast this morning"

This was appropriate because I ate her out (went down on her) for 20 minutes first thing in the morning...

She responded that I should use more jokes like that/have that type of sense of humor because it makes her laugh.

Just wondering if any of you guys know what type of humor I hit on here/examples of other things like this that she would like.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Legend

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You did a good job with the comment...you just thought quickly. Im not really sure of any sex comments to make but keeping thinking the same way you are and you should keep making up new ones.
 
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she said she liked it because it was probably unique and unpredictable.

if you start telling sex jokes all the time and try to be this guy 24-7 like afcs do, not only do you come off as trying too hard to please her and turn her off, but you also become predictable and boring.
 
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The DomMega

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Its not really all that difficult, there's really nothing to analyze here. Men and women are sexual beings and we enjoy comedy. If she wants some more **** and ***** jokes then give them to her, whats the problem? I'm a pervert the majority of the time and I have people laughing all the time. People like laughing at what most would consider taboo and inappropriate.

So dude, tell her more ***** jokes!! Don't over analyze it, there's really nothing there. Just innocent humor, that is all. Its a long term relationship, do you think she's going to leave you if you tell too many jokes? Not likely.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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blinkwatt

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tell her you want to take her on a 3 mile adventure...6 inches at a time.

man i live that,you make that up?
 
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as martin lawrence would say

YOU GIRLFRIEND IS A FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

listen to MindOverMatter


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 
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