"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Girlfriend wants more "Sex Jokes"

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charlestheis_theiii

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I am not sure what button I hit, but my current LTR (Long Term Relationship), loved it when I said to her something along the lines of:

Her: "You didn't eat breakfast this morning, just a spoon of yogurt"

Me: "I had delicious p*ssy for breakfast this morning"

This was appropriate because I ate her out (went down on her) for 20 minutes first thing in the morning...

She responded that I should use more jokes like that/have that type of sense of humor because it makes her laugh.

Just wondering if any of you guys know what type of humor I hit on here/examples of other things like this that she would like.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Legend

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You did a good job with the comment...you just thought quickly. Im not really sure of any sex comments to make but keeping thinking the same way you are and you should keep making up new ones.
 
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MindOverMatter

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she said she liked it because it was probably unique and unpredictable.

if you start telling sex jokes all the time and try to be this guy 24-7 like afcs do, not only do you come off as trying too hard to please her and turn her off, but you also become predictable and boring.
 
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The DomMega

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Its not really all that difficult, there's really nothing to analyze here. Men and women are sexual beings and we enjoy comedy. If she wants some more **** and ***** jokes then give them to her, whats the problem? I'm a pervert the majority of the time and I have people laughing all the time. People like laughing at what most would consider taboo and inappropriate.

So dude, tell her more ***** jokes!! Don't over analyze it, there's really nothing there. Just innocent humor, that is all. Its a long term relationship, do you think she's going to leave you if you tell too many jokes? Not likely.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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blinkwatt

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tell her you want to take her on a 3 mile adventure...6 inches at a time.

man i live that,you make that up?
 
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Lost In Translation

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as martin lawrence would say

YOU GIRLFRIEND IS A FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

listen to MindOverMatter


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 
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