"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girlfriend to blame for nofap failure?

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We have sex every day but I also fap about once a day as well. Relationship is good (she does most of the chasing, etc) but I do remember having better sex with exs. Also I think my fapping is just as frequent as it was when I was single for 6+ months.

It's crossed my mind that maybe this girl is the problem (she is very attractive however, a tinder 9). Anyone else have this problem? What did you do about it?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I thought this was going to be some thread where your girlfriend forced you to masturbate somehow. Your lack of self-control is to blame for breaking your nofap streak, not the fact that you don't enjoy sex with your girlfriend as much.
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Tell her to watch your porn with you so that you 2 fvck like that. Or tell her that you want to fvck like pornstars and do crazy sh!t like they do. That'll make the sex so much hotter.
 

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Nobody is to blame for your **** but you.
I couldn't type this fast enough. What your saying is like saying:

I don't really like my house I'm renting, so I broke into another one. Isn't it my landlord's fault?

Find a way to start enjoying sex more with your GF. If you don't, the relationship won't last much longer. Maybe excessive masturbation has something to do with it. If you find that there just isn't any sexual chemistry than you need to cut your losses. Sex is the most important part of a relationship for a man.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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