"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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girlfriend has a bush...

seanchai

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Does anyone else think having to write cvnt to bypass the obscenity blocker makes it look more regal? I can see a magnificent narrow Roman arch, surrounded by bushes with a protruding capstone, and across the whole of the arch it reads CVNT... :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by seanchai
Does anyone else think having to write cvnt to bypass the obscenity blocker makes it look more regal? I can see a magnificent narrow Roman arch, surrounded by bushes with a protruding capstone, and across the whole of the arch it reads CVNT... :D
I'm telling that to my latin class tomorrow :D I don't care who you are, thats funny.
 

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immature...
most virgins just dont shave there because they arent planning to have anyone looking there at a moments notice.
 
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