girlfriend has a bush...

[Swede54]

Discovered tonight by hand down the pants, my gf has a full bush. **** what do i do? lol

 

[DumpaLumpagus]

Do you bust out the weed whacker or kall the kid down the street? :crackup:

 

[Swede54]

Originally posted by DumpaLumpagus
Do you bust out the weed whacker or kall the kid down the street? :crackup:

**** i duno

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by Swede54
Discovered tonight by hand down the pants, my gf has a full bush. **** what do i do? lol

you have never seen her bush so far? how long have you two been together?

anyway, i like bushes...

 

[Swede54]

Re: Re: girlfriend has a bush...

Originally posted by Jay-X
you have never seen her bush so far? how long have you two been together?

anyway, i like bushes...

just like officially a few days.

 

[dirtyvibe]

ewww lol tell her to trim/ shave it

 

[Don Pablo]

Next time you put your hand down there, have a razor.

 

[C00L]

just tell her this isnt that 70s show and she needs to bring that cat shaved

 

[comic_relief]

Re: Re: girlfriend has a bush...

Originally posted by Jay-X
anyway, i like bushes...

comic_relief

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Originally posted by C00L
just tell her this isnt that 70s show and she needs to bring that cat shaved

Eww. Unless you like little girl vaginas, just tell her to trim it. I don't know what is with this obsession with hairless genitalia these days. Repressed pedophilic tendencies perhaps?

 

[GirlCrazy]

Get a towel (for her to sit on), a bowl full of hot water, wash cloth, some shaving cream and a brand new men's razor. Don't use a woman's razor or a dull one.

Then just start shaving her. It's not hard to figure out. Just be very very careful. One good nick down there and the party's over. Once you're done, re-fill the bowl with hot water and use the wash cloth to clean up. Make sure to get all the shaving cream off or it could really irritate her skin.

Once she's shaved and all cleaned up, she should be majorly horny at that point, so sample your work and do her right there on the floor!

 

[C00L]

Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Eww. Unless you like little girl vaginas, just tell her to trim it. I don't know what is with this obsession with hairless genitalia these days. Repressed pedophilic tendencies perhaps?

yeah that must be it.

 

[Swede54]

ok **** update! The girl is a virgin, thats probably why!! ****, now i feel like i may soon corrupt my gf, because well i corrupt all girls i date with sexually.

 

[Soprano]

corrupt that **** homie

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

DUDE! You need to call the bug man because her t*wat is a hive

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Eww. Unless you like little girl vaginas, just tell her to trim it. I don't know what is with this obsession with hairless genitalia these days. Repressed pedophilic tendencies perhaps?

Nah just a step up from a rancid piss and sweat smelling bush, but if your thinking of little girl vaginas when you see a bald cvnt then you might have bigger problems, personally I'm thinking "Great now I can enjoy eating her out without picking pubes out of my teeth and smelling stale piss" But thats just me.

 

[TheRelic]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Nah just a step up from a rancid piss and sweat smelling bush, but if your thinking of little girl vaginas when you see a bald cvnt then you might have bigger problems, personally I'm thinking "Great now I can enjoy eating her out without picking pubes out of my teeth and smelling stale piss" But thats just me.

Gold.

 

[seanchai]

HAHAHAHAHA ( . )( . ) YOU RULE

Eating bush is pretty foul. I'll do it, but I generally won't like it much. Smooth snatch is delicious.

 

[Page]

her cvnt has to be completely smooth or I will NOT go down on her.

 

[Rec_rejection_phobic]

....haw many extra strokes does it take to finish it off completly (she saves her legs doesn't she?)