"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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girlfriend has a bush...

seanchai

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Does anyone else think having to write cvnt to bypass the obscenity blocker makes it look more regal? I can see a magnificent narrow Roman arch, surrounded by bushes with a protruding capstone, and across the whole of the arch it reads CVNT... :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by seanchai
Does anyone else think having to write cvnt to bypass the obscenity blocker makes it look more regal? I can see a magnificent narrow Roman arch, surrounded by bushes with a protruding capstone, and across the whole of the arch it reads CVNT... :D
I'm telling that to my latin class tomorrow :D I don't care who you are, thats funny.
 

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immature...
most virgins just dont shave there because they arent planning to have anyone looking there at a moments notice.
 
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