"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Macking101

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my girlfriend wants to wait till shes 18 to ****, im goin to boot camp soon. how do i get her to give it up before then?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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b's nuts

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does she have any reason, or is it just cuz? you just have to turn her on to the point where she just rips your pants off. If she has an actual reason, then you might need some sort of way around that, I sugges drinking or roofies:eek: . No, read in the bible about taking 2 steps forward, 1 step back. For guys to get turned on to want to have sex, its like flipping a light switch and for girls its more like slowly turning up a volume nob, 2 steps forward 1 step back. with this in play she will be so wet, she won't care about waiting until she is 18.
 

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Originally posted by b's nuts
does she have any reason, or is it just cuz? you just have to turn her on to the point where she just rips your pants off. If she has an actual reason, then you might need some sort of way around that, I sugges drinking or roofies:eek: . No, read in the bible about taking 2 steps forward, 1 step back. For guys to get turned on to want to have sex, its like flipping a light switch and for girls its more like slowly turning up a volume nob, 2 steps forward 1 step back. with this in play she will be so wet, she won't care about waiting until she is 18.
Or you could also just respect that...How old is she right now anyway?
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
Or you could also just respect that...How old is she right now anyway?
He's 17, he's going to bootcamp, and he obviously wants some pvssy, i say try and fvck her. Thats a good point though, how old is she?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im joining the army national guard. The thing is, she turns 18 next february, i know im ****y but ive never had to wait more than 1 month for *****. We've been together 3 months
 

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The last girl ive hooked up with waited till she was 18(3months or so ago) and now shes dishing it out to any tom,**** or harry who crosses her line of sight.

Loosing it at 18, in my opinion, means nothing.
 

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Well, if she is under age forget it. You don't need jail time.

Anyways, there are lots of women who will give it to you without making you beg like a dog - which is most likely your problem to begin with. Remember, you don't need her. She needs you. So don't beg her for it. You can get even better ***** elsewhere without giving up your pride.

Besides, aren't there women in the army too, or have I seen too much M*A*S*H?!

:cool:
 

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Originally posted by Macking101
my girlfriend wants to wait till shes 18 to ****, im goin to boot camp soon. how do i get her to give it up before then?
casually mention to her that you are looking forward to boot camp because you've always had an interest in guys and you are questioning your sexual preference. Then laugh nervously and say just kidding, but stare off into space.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Macking101
Im joining the army national guard. The thing is, she turns 18 next february, i know im ****y but ive never had to wait more than 1 month for *****. We've been together 3 months

Ahhhh my boyfriend is in the army national guard. He loves it. Only thing is, are you prepared to be shipped off to Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan or Korea? Then you cant get p*ssy for over a year! haha. Anyways, boot camp is only like 3 or 4 months and AIT training (at least for my bf) was like another two i think.

But if you wait, just imagine how explosive and awesome and earth-shattering its gonna be if you wait until you're out of basic and in *awesome* shape. She'll want to rip your clothes off.



>>>>Oh and Spike, do you know that there is another member here called "spike_thA_cowboy"????? just thought i'd let ya know.
 

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Yeah, Luv. I noticed. D@mn copycat's!

I guess I should be flattered?...

LoL~

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