"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl spits a load into my laundry.....

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Ok. This girl and I are fooling around. She blows me, gets up, then goes over to my laundry and spits a load into my laundry basket. Inside a towel. I told her she had to leave...she get's all mad and says it's over. Am I wrong here? Or is that not completely disrespectful?

The girl has swallowed before. Instead this time she tells me she "had a hair" and had to do it. We were pretty much broken up at the time anyways. She texted me saying never to contact her again. That I'm this and I'm that. How asking her to leave was very hurtful. And it's over. Do you think I should apologize if I hurt her feelings?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ricodragos

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... well good luck finding another swallower

PS: its called laundry for a reason ..... u are supposed to wash those anyway ... to much drama from ur side:(
 

Who Dares Win

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Man ,its hard enough to find a girl which regularly blows you and sometime swallows, let alone one which goes till the toilet to spit.

Hell I had girls spitting it on my chest right after...what I was supposed to do, perform a belly to back supplex?
 

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Sounds like you are mad that she didn't swallow rather than the fact that she spit in your laundry.

If that's your dirty laundry basket and she spit in a towl, wtf is actually wrong?
 

Fly By Night

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She probably does not like/trust you enough to swallow. Be happy she didn't spit it in the middle of your bed or on your desk.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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...or in your milk carton
 

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If I didn't like it I would chewed her out, told her she can't do that anymore, ensure she understands and left it at that.

Now that you went so far in one direction, I would let her come back to me
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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OP, next time a girl disrespects you like that you punch the inconsiderate wh0r right in the face and tell her to get fvck out of your place and that she's NEVER gonna suck your d1ck again!
 

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she just gave you head, who cares if one of your towels got dirty
 

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Now you gotta deal with 2 loads!
 

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When you really think about it and envision it happening, it really is pretty weird to think of her going over to the laundry basket and spitting out into his laundry. How much farther is the sink?

This was probably very out of the ordinary and fairly alarming to the OP.

I have a sneaking suspicion is that this is one of many questionable ways she has of looking at her dealings with the OP. There is usually more lying under the surface of any story (and any towel).
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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georgetheman

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You seem a little crazy I dont blame her for doing what she did. If I dated a girl who flipped out over every little thing Id do the same
 

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LOL, that doesn't happen in my world. I've never had a girl decide not to. A pair of your underwear? :crackup:

I think I might start producing a modern-day spitoon for today's discriminating gentleman.
 

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I would have slapped the ***** across her face. I know a-lot of you think I'm lying and wouldn't actually do that. That's fine.
 

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if that happened to me. i would laugh my ass off. the amount of times i've used old clothes lying on the floor as a *** rang when i am with a girl is OVER 9000!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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