"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Girl spits a load into my laundry.....

Game617

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Ok. This girl and I are fooling around. She blows me, gets up, then goes over to my laundry and spits a load into my laundry basket. Inside a towel. I told her she had to leave...she get's all mad and says it's over. Am I wrong here? Or is that not completely disrespectful?

The girl has swallowed before. Instead this time she tells me she "had a hair" and had to do it. We were pretty much broken up at the time anyways. She texted me saying never to contact her again. That I'm this and I'm that. How asking her to leave was very hurtful. And it's over. Do you think I should apologize if I hurt her feelings?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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ricodragos

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... well good luck finding another swallower

PS: its called laundry for a reason ..... u are supposed to wash those anyway ... to much drama from ur side:(
 

Who Dares Win

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Man ,its hard enough to find a girl which regularly blows you and sometime swallows, let alone one which goes till the toilet to spit.

Hell I had girls spitting it on my chest right after...what I was supposed to do, perform a belly to back supplex?
 

ArcBound

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Sounds like you are mad that she didn't swallow rather than the fact that she spit in your laundry.

If that's your dirty laundry basket and she spit in a towl, wtf is actually wrong?
 

Fly By Night

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She probably does not like/trust you enough to swallow. Be happy she didn't spit it in the middle of your bed or on your desk.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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VladPatton

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...or in your milk carton
 

Young Juan

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If I didn't like it I would chewed her out, told her she can't do that anymore, ensure she understands and left it at that.

Now that you went so far in one direction, I would let her come back to me
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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sarcastic sam

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OP, next time a girl disrespects you like that you punch the inconsiderate wh0r right in the face and tell her to get fvck out of your place and that she's NEVER gonna suck your d1ck again!
 

foreverAFC

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she just gave you head, who cares if one of your towels got dirty
 

VladPatton

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Now you gotta deal with 2 loads!
 

Atom Smasher

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When you really think about it and envision it happening, it really is pretty weird to think of her going over to the laundry basket and spitting out into his laundry. How much farther is the sink?

This was probably very out of the ordinary and fairly alarming to the OP.

I have a sneaking suspicion is that this is one of many questionable ways she has of looking at her dealings with the OP. There is usually more lying under the surface of any story (and any towel).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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georgetheman

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You seem a little crazy I dont blame her for doing what she did. If I dated a girl who flipped out over every little thing Id do the same
 

Atom Smasher

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LOL, that doesn't happen in my world. I've never had a girl decide not to. A pair of your underwear? :crackup:

I think I might start producing a modern-day spitoon for today's discriminating gentleman.
 

btownbuck2012

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I would have slapped the ***** across her face. I know a-lot of you think I'm lying and wouldn't actually do that. That's fine.
 

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if that happened to me. i would laugh my ass off. the amount of times i've used old clothes lying on the floor as a *** rang when i am with a girl is OVER 9000!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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