Another faux pas? In your previous thread, you hung out twice without getting any -- in the expectation that there would be several more dry dates to come -- and also got a indication of low interest in response to a text. My advice is to stop texting, call instead, and make your calls very brief and strictly for the business of setting up the where/when of getting together. Also, fingering is teenagey and impotent. Fingering smacks of trying to sneak or beg your way into sex. If you want to fvck a woman, get her back to your place or her place, and take off her clothes.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Girl mad because I asked her to shave
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Quantity means nothing in the absence of qualityZarky said:
What would you rather have in your garage, one brand new Rolls or 17 rusted out Yugos?I'll take that as an "I haven't gotten laid in a long, long time," beta. Your opinion is worthless, because you're not even able to attract 5s.Bokanovsky said:Quantity means nothing in the absence of quality
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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I will not response....Danger said:
I will not response......
I will not response.....
Serenity now.
No insanity later...........
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lol, this thread is still getting bumps?!
Well done guys, this is good ****.
Well done guys, this is good ****.
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I've gotten laid yesterday, if you must know. And it certainly wasn't a 5. You seem to think that anyone who is disgusted by your dumpster diving ways must be a 40-year-old virgin. Not so.Zarky said: