SELF-MASTERY
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Would you allow your girl to go "around the world" on you?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Girl likes "Around the World" ya or na?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
PRMoon
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If you mean around the world as in travel then yes I'd respect her wishes.
Brian20o2
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lol
He means getting head while she sticks her fingers up your ass. Prostate orgasm...
He means getting head while she sticks her fingers up your ass. Prostate orgasm...
sparky0000
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you guys watch too much porn.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
SELF-MASTERY
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Thanks BrianBrian20o2 said:
Francisco d'Anconia
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(*Covering ears*)
La-la-la-la-la, T-M-I!!!, la-la-la-la-la.....
La-la-la-la-la, T-M-I!!!, la-la-la-la-la.....
Vulpine
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Hmmph... novices.
I have.
She was too rough, went too fast, and lube? Grr... what lube? :cuss:
I could see how it could've been good, but she sucked and put me off to it. My experience was a negative one, but it could have been alright.
However, there is really no need to "get all up in there" since the g-spot on men is effectively stimulated externally.
I have.
She was too rough, went too fast, and lube? Grr... what lube? :cuss:
I could see how it could've been good, but she sucked and put me off to it. My experience was a negative one, but it could have been alright.
However, there is really no need to "get all up in there" since the g-spot on men is effectively stimulated externally.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Oh there are so many jokes in there but I'm going to bite my tongue...Vulpine said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
cant think of a user name
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Speaking from a purely hygiene-concerned point of view...
...isn't there some bacteria/germs that naturally live down THAT way, that aren't meant to like, go on your hands and spread to other parts of the body?
...isn't there some bacteria/germs that naturally live down THAT way, that aren't meant to like, go on your hands and spread to other parts of the body?
Bad_Lil'Pixie
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I have found it seems to be the "cherry on top" of a very nice bl0wjob.
It can have it's proper use, very wet, very shallow, and right on time, can make for a more powerful climax.
No glue on nails, no need to dig for gold, no surprises, just like any other activities, a foreplay or warm up in the general area can help prepare.
It is worth a try, it may add to your experience.
It can have it's proper use, very wet, very shallow, and right on time, can make for a more powerful climax.
No glue on nails, no need to dig for gold, no surprises, just like any other activities, a foreplay or warm up in the general area can help prepare.
It is worth a try, it may add to your experience.
Francisco d'Anconia
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BLP, this post completely substantiates your handle. Keep it up!Bad_Lil'Pixie said:
Y'know, I'm gonna nickname 'ya "BLiP".
Vulpine
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cant think of a user name said:Speaking from a purely hygiene-concerned point of view...
...isn't there some bacteria/germs that naturally live down THAT way, that aren't meant to like, go on your hands and spread to other parts of the body?
Three words: wash your azz.
People seem to think that there is always "one on deck" like there is always a log of crap waiting right there that you have to stick your d!ck/finger/tongue into. If you don't have to take a crap, there isn't anything there. There is probably as much "stuff" "back there" as in a woman's cooch and you stick your d!ck/finger/tongue in there, right? And, there is more bacteria/germs in your mouth than most other places, and you stick your fingers in there routinely as well. Yes, it's not "hygenic", no, it won't kill you.
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This post just proves my theory that most American boys are thisclose to going gay. Seriously. I guess when a night on the town includes a chubster in flip-flops you start thinking of such things.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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You have no idea.
I know people who are "supposedly" straight, yet shave their legs, talk about dogs licking peanut butter off their ****s, and about how his friend got a rim job by some girl...
I know people who are "supposedly" straight, yet shave their legs, talk about dogs licking peanut butter off their ****s, and about how his friend got a rim job by some girl...
Skilla_Staz
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I don't care how good it feels, something even rubbing up against my anus causes me to feel creeped out. I can't have a good time if I'm sitting there thinking "God, this feels f*cked up. She's got her f*cking finger in my ass. How gay is this??"
Vulpine
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Forest through the trees, my man, forest through the trees.Skilla_Staz said:
Forest through the trees, my man, forest through the trees.DogFashionDisco said:
I don't know what to tell you guys. Perhaps if you had as many chicks licking your azzes as I do, you'd probably be singing a different tune.
WTF no around the world does not mean a girl fingering your hairy ass while you doing her. Around the world is meeting a new girl or a girl you know and going from base1 all the way to base 4. So it's like...
Base 1/ Kiss, french makeout
Base 2/ Grabbing boobs and ass
Base 3/ Fingering/eating
Base 4/ Sex and Anal
So around the world means doing all that when you see her so basically it's lots of foreplay and then sex to anal sex. Jeez people get it right... :crackup:
Base 1/ Kiss, french makeout
Base 2/ Grabbing boobs and ass
Base 3/ Fingering/eating
Base 4/ Sex and Anal
So around the world means doing all that when you see her so basically it's lots of foreplay and then sex to anal sex. Jeez people get it right... :crackup:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.