SELF-MASTERY
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Would you allow your girl to go "around the world" on you?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Girl likes "Around the World" ya or na?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
PRMoon
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If you mean around the world as in travel then yes I'd respect her wishes.
Brian20o2
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lol
He means getting head while she sticks her fingers up your ass. Prostate orgasm...
He means getting head while she sticks her fingers up your ass. Prostate orgasm...
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you guys watch too much porn.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SELF-MASTERY
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Thanks BrianBrian20o2 said:
Francisco d'Anconia
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(*Covering ears*)
La-la-la-la-la, T-M-I!!!, la-la-la-la-la.....
La-la-la-la-la, T-M-I!!!, la-la-la-la-la.....
Vulpine
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Hmmph... novices.
I have.
She was too rough, went too fast, and lube? Grr... what lube? :cuss:
I could see how it could've been good, but she sucked and put me off to it. My experience was a negative one, but it could have been alright.
However, there is really no need to "get all up in there" since the g-spot on men is effectively stimulated externally.
I have.
She was too rough, went too fast, and lube? Grr... what lube? :cuss:
I could see how it could've been good, but she sucked and put me off to it. My experience was a negative one, but it could have been alright.
However, there is really no need to "get all up in there" since the g-spot on men is effectively stimulated externally.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Oh there are so many jokes in there but I'm going to bite my tongue...Vulpine said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
cant think of a user name
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Speaking from a purely hygiene-concerned point of view...
...isn't there some bacteria/germs that naturally live down THAT way, that aren't meant to like, go on your hands and spread to other parts of the body?
...isn't there some bacteria/germs that naturally live down THAT way, that aren't meant to like, go on your hands and spread to other parts of the body?
Bad_Lil'Pixie
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I have found it seems to be the "cherry on top" of a very nice bl0wjob.
It can have it's proper use, very wet, very shallow, and right on time, can make for a more powerful climax.
No glue on nails, no need to dig for gold, no surprises, just like any other activities, a foreplay or warm up in the general area can help prepare.
It is worth a try, it may add to your experience.
It can have it's proper use, very wet, very shallow, and right on time, can make for a more powerful climax.
No glue on nails, no need to dig for gold, no surprises, just like any other activities, a foreplay or warm up in the general area can help prepare.
It is worth a try, it may add to your experience.
Francisco d'Anconia
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BLP, this post completely substantiates your handle. Keep it up!Bad_Lil'Pixie said:
Y'know, I'm gonna nickname 'ya "BLiP".
Vulpine
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cant think of a user name said:Speaking from a purely hygiene-concerned point of view...
...isn't there some bacteria/germs that naturally live down THAT way, that aren't meant to like, go on your hands and spread to other parts of the body?
Three words: wash your azz.
People seem to think that there is always "one on deck" like there is always a log of crap waiting right there that you have to stick your d!ck/finger/tongue into. If you don't have to take a crap, there isn't anything there. There is probably as much "stuff" "back there" as in a woman's cooch and you stick your d!ck/finger/tongue in there, right? And, there is more bacteria/germs in your mouth than most other places, and you stick your fingers in there routinely as well. Yes, it's not "hygenic", no, it won't kill you.
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This post just proves my theory that most American boys are thisclose to going gay. Seriously. I guess when a night on the town includes a chubster in flip-flops you start thinking of such things.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
DogFashionDisco
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You have no idea.
I know people who are "supposedly" straight, yet shave their legs, talk about dogs licking peanut butter off their ****s, and about how his friend got a rim job by some girl...
I know people who are "supposedly" straight, yet shave their legs, talk about dogs licking peanut butter off their ****s, and about how his friend got a rim job by some girl...
Skilla_Staz
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I don't care how good it feels, something even rubbing up against my anus causes me to feel creeped out. I can't have a good time if I'm sitting there thinking "God, this feels f*cked up. She's got her f*cking finger in my ass. How gay is this??"
Vulpine
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Forest through the trees, my man, forest through the trees.Skilla_Staz said:
Forest through the trees, my man, forest through the trees.DogFashionDisco said:
I don't know what to tell you guys. Perhaps if you had as many chicks licking your azzes as I do, you'd probably be singing a different tune.
WTF no around the world does not mean a girl fingering your hairy ass while you doing her. Around the world is meeting a new girl or a girl you know and going from base1 all the way to base 4. So it's like...
Base 1/ Kiss, french makeout
Base 2/ Grabbing boobs and ass
Base 3/ Fingering/eating
Base 4/ Sex and Anal
So around the world means doing all that when you see her so basically it's lots of foreplay and then sex to anal sex. Jeez people get it right... :crackup:
Base 1/ Kiss, french makeout
Base 2/ Grabbing boobs and ass
Base 3/ Fingering/eating
Base 4/ Sex and Anal
So around the world means doing all that when you see her so basically it's lots of foreplay and then sex to anal sex. Jeez people get it right... :crackup:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.