"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Girl likes "Around the World" ya or na?

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Would you allow your girl to go "around the world" on you?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you mean around the world as in travel then yes I'd respect her wishes.
 

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you guys watch too much porn.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Brian20o2 said:
lol
He means getting head while she sticks her fingers up your ass. Prostate orgasm...
Thanks Brian:eek:
 

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(*Covering ears*)
La-la-la-la-la, T-M-I!!!, la-la-la-la-la.....
 

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No one touches my ass. No one.
 

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Hmmph... novices.

I have.

She was too rough, went too fast, and lube? Grr... what lube? :cuss:

I could see how it could've been good, but she sucked and put me off to it. My experience was a negative one, but it could have been alright.

However, there is really no need to "get all up in there" since the g-spot on men is effectively stimulated externally.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Vulpine said:
...She was too rough, went too fast, and lube? Grr... what lube? :cuss:....
Oh there are so many jokes in there but I'm going to bite my tongue... :p
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Speaking from a purely hygiene-concerned point of view...

...isn't there some bacteria/germs that naturally live down THAT way, that aren't meant to like, go on your hands and spread to other parts of the body? :confused:
 

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I have found it seems to be the "cherry on top" of a very nice bl0wjob.

It can have it's proper use, very wet, very shallow, and right on time, can make for a more powerful climax.

No glue on nails, no need to dig for gold, no surprises, just like any other activities, a foreplay or warm up in the general area can help prepare.

It is worth a try, it may add to your experience.
 

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Bad_Lil'Pixie said:
I have found it seems to be the "cherry on top" of a very nice bl0wjob.

It can have it's proper use, very wet, very shallow, and right on time, can make for a more powerful climax.

No glue on nails, no need to dig for gold, no surprises, just like any other activities, a foreplay or warm up in the general area can help prepare.

It is worth a try, it may add to your experience.
BLP, this post completely substantiates your handle. Keep it up! :up:

Y'know, I'm gonna nickname 'ya "BLiP".
 

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cant think of a user name said:
Speaking from a purely hygiene-concerned point of view...

...isn't there some bacteria/germs that naturally live down THAT way, that aren't meant to like, go on your hands and spread to other parts of the body? :confused:

Three words: wash your azz.

People seem to think that there is always "one on deck" like there is always a log of crap waiting right there that you have to stick your d!ck/finger/tongue into. If you don't have to take a crap, there isn't anything there. There is probably as much "stuff" "back there" as in a woman's cooch and you stick your d!ck/finger/tongue in there, right? And, there is more bacteria/germs in your mouth than most other places, and you stick your fingers in there routinely as well. Yes, it's not "hygenic", no, it won't kill you.
 

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This post just proves my theory that most American boys are thisclose to going gay. Seriously. I guess when a night on the town includes a chubster in flip-flops you start thinking of such things.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You have no idea.

I know people who are "supposedly" straight, yet shave their legs, talk about dogs licking peanut butter off their ****s, and about how his friend got a rim job by some girl...
 

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I don't care how good it feels, something even rubbing up against my anus causes me to feel creeped out. I can't have a good time if I'm sitting there thinking "God, this feels f*cked up. She's got her f*cking finger in my ass. How gay is this??"
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
"God, this feels f*cked up. She's got her f*cking finger in my ass. How gay is this??"
Forest through the trees, my man, forest through the trees.

DogFashionDisco said:
...about how his friend got a rim job by some girl...
Forest through the trees, my man, forest through the trees.

I don't know what to tell you guys. Perhaps if you had as many chicks licking your azzes as I do, you'd probably be singing a different tune.
 

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WTF no around the world does not mean a girl fingering your hairy ass while you doing her. Around the world is meeting a new girl or a girl you know and going from base1 all the way to base 4. So it's like...
Base 1/ Kiss, french makeout
Base 2/ Grabbing boobs and ass
Base 3/ Fingering/eating
Base 4/ Sex and Anal

So around the world means doing all that when you see her so basically it's lots of foreplay and then sex to anal sex. Jeez people get it right... :crackup:
 

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DogFashionDisco said:
talk about dogs licking peanut butter off their ****s
Dear god no.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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