"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girl is probably thinking I am using her, however I want to ask her out

evasive

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I'm in a bit of a dilemma

-Asked girl to lend me notes/exams from a class she took
-She says yes, but sounds irritated
-I like her, want to ask her out
-She probably thinks I am using her
-This is because I have asked her to copy her lab before, and she said "'All u do is use me!"
-I really want her notes/exams from that class (good study material), I need them bad lol, but don't want to seem like I am using her
-I will be seeing her tomorrow, which is when she will give me the materials

What should I do?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WaterTiger

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If you're always borrowing her notes, she probably thinks you're a doofus who never takes notes and sleeps through class. Or she thinks you take bad notes. How about this line " "Let me take you out for a drink to say thanks for the loan of the notes." After that, let your sarging abilities take over.
 

musclyjerk

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evasive said:
I'm in a bit of a dilemma

-Asked girl to lend me notes/exams from a class she took
-She says yes, but sounds irritated
-I like her, want to ask her out
-She probably thinks I am using her
-This is because I have asked her to copy her lab before, and she said "'All u do is use me!"
-I really want her notes/exams from that class (good study material), I need them bad lol, but don't want to seem like I am using her
-I will be seeing her tomorrow, which is when she will give me the materials

What should I do?
She's perhaps irritated because she knows you like her yet are acting like a wuss and not making any moves on her!

The Muscly Jerk
 
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Lust

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evasive said:
I'm in a bit of a dilemma

-Asked girl to lend me notes/exams from a class she took
-She says yes, but sounds irritated
-I like her, want to ask her out
-She probably thinks I am using her
-This is because I have asked her to copy her lab before, and she said "'All u do is use me!"
-I really want her notes/exams from that class (good study material), I need them bad lol, but don't want to seem like I am using her
-I will be seeing her tomorrow, which is when she will give me the materials

What should I do?
What should you do? How about make a fvcking move already?
 
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