"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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girl i have sex with is farting during sex and refuses to stuff her butt with toilet paper to stop it

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I mean she is always farting during vaginal sex and we dont know why??
So I told her that its disgusting both sound and noise and my peniss goes down so I told her that she will stuff toilet paper from now on in her butt for sex duration and she refused and called me stupid but she doesnt understand that it is disgusting

How to make her agree?

if he agreed to plug her butt with toilet paper the farts would be stopped by it
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Fart in her mouth
 
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sosousage said:
I mean she is always farting during vaginal sex and we dont know why??
So I told her that its disgusting both sound and noise and my peniss goes down so I told her that she will stuff toilet paper from now on in her butt for sex duration and she refused and called me stupid but she doesnt understand that it is disgusting

How to make her agree?

if he agreed to plug her butt with toilet paper the farts would be stopped by it
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Sounds like diarrhea. Make her a toast
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Stop taking her to eat Mexican food before sex.
 
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Dude, you offended her by saying she had gas and to suggest toilet paper.

You should've turned it all sexual and suggested these instead.

 
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Lookatu said:
Dude, you offended her by saying she had gas and to suggest toilet paper.

You should've turned it all sexual and suggested these instead.

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no becuz then they will be dirty from poop. Paper is better causse u can throw it away and no need to clean the paper
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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no becuz then they will be dirty from poop. Paper is better causse u can throw it away and no need to clean the paper
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Paper kills trees and you know female are all about being environment friendly.

Why not just stick it in her pooper and make her give you a bj afterwards. A2M...
 
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Tell her it's OK, you understand.

Beg her forgiveness for being rude.

To show you mean well, lick her a$$ clean.

And while doing so, load her up with:

 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Queeb could be equivalent to excrements (it has the more heavy sound) while queef to gases in the vagina noise effect terminology.. note that the writer is not a doctor
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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