Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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girl i have sex with is farting during sex and refuses to stuff her butt with toilet paper to stop it

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I mean she is always farting during vaginal sex and we dont know why??
So I told her that its disgusting both sound and noise and my peniss goes down so I told her that she will stuff toilet paper from now on in her butt for sex duration and she refused and called me stupid but she doesnt understand that it is disgusting

How to make her agree?

if he agreed to plug her butt with toilet paper the farts would be stopped by it
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Fart in her mouth
 
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sosousage said:
I mean she is always farting during vaginal sex and we dont know why??
So I told her that its disgusting both sound and noise and my peniss goes down so I told her that she will stuff toilet paper from now on in her butt for sex duration and she refused and called me stupid but she doesnt understand that it is disgusting

How to make her agree?

if he agreed to plug her butt with toilet paper the farts would be stopped by it
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Sounds like diarrhea. Make her a toast
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Stop taking her to eat Mexican food before sex.
 
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Dude, you offended her by saying she had gas and to suggest toilet paper.

You should've turned it all sexual and suggested these instead.

 
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Lookatu said:
Dude, you offended her by saying she had gas and to suggest toilet paper.

You should've turned it all sexual and suggested these instead.

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no becuz then they will be dirty from poop. Paper is better causse u can throw it away and no need to clean the paper
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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no becuz then they will be dirty from poop. Paper is better causse u can throw it away and no need to clean the paper
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Paper kills trees and you know female are all about being environment friendly.

Why not just stick it in her pooper and make her give you a bj afterwards. A2M...
 
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Tell her it's OK, you understand.

Beg her forgiveness for being rude.

To show you mean well, lick her a$$ clean.

And while doing so, load her up with:

 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Queeb could be equivalent to excrements (it has the more heavy sound) while queef to gases in the vagina noise effect terminology.. note that the writer is not a doctor
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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