"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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girl I dated sent me pics of her and another guy...what's it mean?

brekke

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This girl is probably the closest I have ever been with anyone, but I have still been really distant, and an a-hole.

She got back from vacation and sent me an email at like 7am the day she got back, and then was calling and I ignored it.

Then she said that a guy smiled and winked at her, and another one gave her his number, and another said she was hot. (I told her to call that guy and go out on a date with him, and she said he is not her type)

Then she emailed me a picture of her in bed, and there was a guy standing by the window in the room with her, and she said he was a hot guy she met on vacation.

I told her to say thanks to him for taking her off my hands.

Then she says "it's not fair the way you are acting, you tell me about every girl you f*ck, and me and that guy did not even have sex."

And right after that she told me that she had a dream about me coming to see her on a horse. Is she crazy or what?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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oh, forgot to say that in my reply to her pics with the guy, I sent her a pic with two girls sucking my d*ck. :D
 

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good work son. bitches aint shit...
 

Mantis Toboggan

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brekke said:
Then she says "it's not fair the way you are acting, you tell me about every girl you f*ck, and me and that guy did not even have sex."

And right after that she told me that she had a dream about me coming to see her on a horse. Is she crazy or what?
A) Well then you're the dumb*** for telling her about girls you bang.

brekke said:
oh, forgot to say that in my reply to her pics with the guy, I sent her a pic with two girls sucking my d*ck. :D

B) No you didn't.
 

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Mantis Toboggan said:
A) Well then you're the dumb*** for telling her about girls you bang.

B) No you didn't.
That's not dumb, it just comes up in conversation sometimes, and yeah I did, and she did not even say anything about it.

Thanks for the helpful reply loser.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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kingsam

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brekke said:
This girl is probably the closest I have ever been with anyone, but I have still been really distant, and an a-hole.
im guessing u have taken the advice a bit too extreme

why do guys think they have to be a-holes?
theres a big difference between an alpha guy who doesnt put up with crap and an A-hole?

you shouldn't be too distant either, be a challenge, not emotionally unavailable, big differernce

brekke said:
Then she says "it's not fair the way you are acting, you tell me about every girl you f*ck, and me and that guy did not even have sex."
you're a dumass
 

Just a Shot Away

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r0cky said:
Seems to me like you're both f'ed in the head.
I wish I could be the kind of "f'ed in the head" that gets you two chicks that are willing to have their picture taken while they're blowing you at the same time.
 

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Just a Shot Away said:
I wish I could be the kind of "f'ed in the head" that gets you two chicks that are willing to have their picture taken while they're blowing you at the same time.
either that or he's lying to make himself look like a pimp. I always take what ppl say on the internets with a grain of salt.
 

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I want to know how you got a picture of 2 girls sucking you off.

Getting 1 girl to agree to that is a problem for me!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ease said:
I want to know how you got a picture of 2 girls sucking you off.

Getting 1 girl to agree to that is a problem for me!
Be slick with a camera phone! Simple and quick! Judge nismo-4 does it in chambers!

Case closed!
 

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nismo-4 said:
Be slick with a camera phone! Simple and quick! Judge nismo-4 does it in chambers!

Case closed!
wonder if I could get away with that? My camera always makes this damn loud "click" sound when you take a pic, lol. Wouldn't want that to spoil the mood.

Me: Why don't you suck my **** baby?
Her: Ok
*CLICK*
Her: What the fvck was that?
Me: Nothing :whistle:
 

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So you come running to this forum cuz a girl sent u a pic after you tell her other girls give u head? What do you want from us?
 

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Just a Shot Away said:
I wish I could be the kind of "f'ed in the head" that gets you two chicks that are willing to have their picture taken while they're blowing you at the same time.
The type of guy who gets this kind of action is the type that you would never see in a forum like this.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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brekke

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If any guy is on here that is not an internet stud, what is the best way to reply to this girl?

I have read some helpful things on this forum, but it is mostly crap from losers. What kind of "dj"s are you if you do not believe a guy gets laid?
 

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brekke said:
If any guy is on here that is not an internet stud, what is the best way to reply to this girl?

I have read some helpful things on this forum, but it is mostly crap from losers. What kind of "dj"s are you if you do not believe a guy gets laid?
You wanna know why I know you're an attention wh*re? You're trying to start sh*t like this to get more attention.

No one is disputing you getting laid.
 

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Why does this b!tch even matter if you can get head from two girls at the same time?

Don't chase, replace.
 

Ice882

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damn that's a lot of hating. just let it alone, guys.
 

brekke

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OK, I will ask you guys again. Any advice is appreciated. Is she trying to elicit a certain response from me?



I have been ignoring her calls. Is this BS or what?
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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