"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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Its what happens when you are a teenager...you are the smartest person on the face of the planet...been there before haha...
Yeah sure, chalk it up to being a know-it-all teenager. I’ve been told by a doctor that if I had a certificate right now, I’d be as good as any psychoanalyst with 8 years of higher education. I’m ahead of the game. I figured out the age I could retire 2 years ago. I did it more or less just for fun too because it’s not good to plan too far ahead, since life can have other plans for you. Like how this world is gonna go to **** well before I’m able to retire for example; the whole system infrastructure is gonna have to be reconstructed at some point. But thinking about things like that, figuring that crap out is something 40 and 50 year olds like yourself talk about and wish you knew at my age. But I already know it. I already advise stubborn ass parents how to better raise their kids and keep their families from falling apart, and I don’t even have kids. Then they come to me with tears in their eyes with gratitude. Yeah, I don’t have life experience all right. Just more than the vast majority of folks at you’re age and 10 years older.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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marmel75

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Yeah sure, chalk it up to being a know-it-all teenager. I’ve been told by a doctor that if I had a certificate right now, I’d be as good as any psychoanalyst with 8 years of higher education. I’m ahead of the game. I figured out the age I could retire 2 years ago. I did it more or less just for fun too because it’s not good to plan too far ahead, since life can have other plans for you. Like how this world is gonna go to **** well before I’m able to retire for example; the whole system infrastructure is gonna have to be reconstructed at some point. But thinking about things like that, figuring that crap out is something 40 and 50 year olds like yourself talk about and wish you knew at my age. But I already know it. I already advise stubborn ass parents how to better raise their kids and keep their families from falling apart, and I don’t even have kids. Then they come to me with tears in their eyes with gratitude. Yeah, I don’t have life experience all right. Just more than the vast majority of folks at you’re age and 10 years older.
Point proven.
 

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I might let her come over, and then when she hugs you, be very erect. And if she asks what all that is about, say "I guess I'm horny ..."
 

lizardking82

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LOL I will meet her just to see how it goes.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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