joecollapoppa
Banned
You just don't understand how its like being me
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
Maybe I'm getting old but I don't understand one word of that first post. Is that English? Just make sure the end result isn't a drive-by....
squirrels
Master Don Juan
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Why, are you on like, triple-probation?? Next time these girls come at you, f**king stand your ground like a man, snatch up one of the b!tches and shake the ever-loving $hit out of her. Scream in her face if you have to, drop a couple dozen F-bombs.Originally posted by joecollapoppa
You just don't understand how its like being me
joecollapoppa
Banned
Man please, I could take all three girls out by myself if i really wanted to. Its just fun to pick at them and run LOL. I be teasing them too, I got spunk, guts and moxy. I be tellin them that "they get no bragging rights on a 3 on 1 fight" They try to hit me and I run, its all in healthy fun. Please, they know better than to step incorrect.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Kineti[C]harm
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You know, STOP MAKING NEW ****ING THREADS ABOUT THIS LAMEASS THING.
Belgium_Freak
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why don't u beat the **** out of those girls, be a MAN. I'm serious, kick their asses again and again and again if they don't get it. Let us now how the asskicking went!
joecollapoppa
Banned
Yo!
See yall all from the hamptons and beverly hills U dont know how it is in Queens Newyorrrk!!! Anyways imma fight these girls. Cuz its time for joe to shine.
See yall all from the hamptons and beverly hills U dont know how it is in Queens Newyorrrk!!! Anyways imma fight these girls. Cuz its time for joe to shine.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Soma
Banned
Dude, you are one retarded little monkey. This bullshiet wasn't even worth a second look till I saw a couple things you wrote...
and my favorite...
hahaha you're a worthless hobbit but at least you're entertaining.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Re: Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
It could be true. You never know, they might all be retards. Have you ever seen them play basketball. The person who goes for the rebound usually gets slapped. They go Warren on your ass.
joecollapoppa
Banned
Are u goin racial?
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Find another school to attend.
Perferably one on the other side of the country....
Perferably one on the other side of the country....
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Okra
Don Juan
These posts aren't even interesting anymore. Each time you post, it's the same deal. The girls are trying to fight you and you run away. Punch those hos in the face and then change colleges. You don't need to be in a college that is like middle-school.
joecollapoppa
Banned
Summary
Girls have been beating me since i was a kid, i tried to change my style but it doesn't really work. They still bully me. so i said screw it let me fight back instead of changing. Its not every girl just the aggressive ones. the crazy ones. I Rap, If you heard one of my songs. "Fight The Girl Power" you'd understand where im coming from. If anyone wants to hear it let me know.
My girl thinks that the songs funny but she also thinks its deep.
Girls have been beating me since i was a kid, i tried to change my style but it doesn't really work. They still bully me. so i said screw it let me fight back instead of changing. Its not every girl just the aggressive ones. the crazy ones. I Rap, If you heard one of my songs. "Fight The Girl Power" you'd understand where im coming from. If anyone wants to hear it let me know.
My girl thinks that the songs funny but she also thinks its deep.
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joecollapoppa
Banned
Its a bit of a turn on
Frank Zappa
Senior Don Juan
Re: Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!
~Zappa
I thought you said you fight back? Your problem is you're too much of a Joecolapoppa and too little of a Soda Popinski.
~Zappa
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.