joecollapoppa
Banned
You just don't understand how its like being me
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
Maybe I'm getting old but I don't understand one word of that first post. Is that English? Just make sure the end result isn't a drive-by....
squirrels
Master Don Juan
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Why, are you on like, triple-probation?? Next time these girls come at you, f**king stand your ground like a man, snatch up one of the b!tches and shake the ever-loving $hit out of her. Scream in her face if you have to, drop a couple dozen F-bombs.Originally posted by joecollapoppa
You just don't understand how its like being me
joecollapoppa
Banned
Man please, I could take all three girls out by myself if i really wanted to. Its just fun to pick at them and run LOL. I be teasing them too, I got spunk, guts and moxy. I be tellin them that "they get no bragging rights on a 3 on 1 fight" They try to hit me and I run, its all in healthy fun. Please, they know better than to step incorrect.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Kineti[C]harm
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You know, STOP MAKING NEW ****ING THREADS ABOUT THIS LAMEASS THING.
Belgium_Freak
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why don't u beat the **** out of those girls, be a MAN. I'm serious, kick their asses again and again and again if they don't get it. Let us now how the asskicking went!
joecollapoppa
Banned
Yo!
See yall all from the hamptons and beverly hills U dont know how it is in Queens Newyorrrk!!! Anyways imma fight these girls. Cuz its time for joe to shine.
See yall all from the hamptons and beverly hills U dont know how it is in Queens Newyorrrk!!! Anyways imma fight these girls. Cuz its time for joe to shine.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Soma
Banned
Dude, you are one retarded little monkey. This bullshiet wasn't even worth a second look till I saw a couple things you wrote...
and my favorite...
hahaha you're a worthless hobbit but at least you're entertaining.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Re: Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
It could be true. You never know, they might all be retards. Have you ever seen them play basketball. The person who goes for the rebound usually gets slapped. They go Warren on your ass.
joecollapoppa
Banned
Are u goin racial?
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Find another school to attend.
Perferably one on the other side of the country....
Perferably one on the other side of the country....
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Okra
Don Juan
These posts aren't even interesting anymore. Each time you post, it's the same deal. The girls are trying to fight you and you run away. Punch those hos in the face and then change colleges. You don't need to be in a college that is like middle-school.
joecollapoppa
Banned
Summary
Girls have been beating me since i was a kid, i tried to change my style but it doesn't really work. They still bully me. so i said screw it let me fight back instead of changing. Its not every girl just the aggressive ones. the crazy ones. I Rap, If you heard one of my songs. "Fight The Girl Power" you'd understand where im coming from. If anyone wants to hear it let me know.
My girl thinks that the songs funny but she also thinks its deep.
Girls have been beating me since i was a kid, i tried to change my style but it doesn't really work. They still bully me. so i said screw it let me fight back instead of changing. Its not every girl just the aggressive ones. the crazy ones. I Rap, If you heard one of my songs. "Fight The Girl Power" you'd understand where im coming from. If anyone wants to hear it let me know.
My girl thinks that the songs funny but she also thinks its deep.
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joecollapoppa
Banned
Its a bit of a turn on
Frank Zappa
Senior Don Juan
Re: Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!
~Zappa
I thought you said you fight back? Your problem is you're too much of a Joecolapoppa and too little of a Soda Popinski.
~Zappa
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.