joecollapoppa
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You just don't understand how its like being me
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Girl Fight (The Complete Saga)
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
Maybe I'm getting old but I don't understand one word of that first post. Is that English? Just make sure the end result isn't a drive-by....
squirrels
Master Don Juan
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Why, are you on like, triple-probation?? Next time these girls come at you, f**king stand your ground like a man, snatch up one of the b!tches and shake the ever-loving $hit out of her. Scream in her face if you have to, drop a couple dozen F-bombs.Originally posted by joecollapoppa
You just don't understand how its like being me
joecollapoppa
Banned
Man please, I could take all three girls out by myself if i really wanted to. Its just fun to pick at them and run LOL. I be teasing them too, I got spunk, guts and moxy. I be tellin them that "they get no bragging rights on a 3 on 1 fight" They try to hit me and I run, its all in healthy fun. Please, they know better than to step incorrect.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Kineti[C]harm
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You know, STOP MAKING NEW ****ING THREADS ABOUT THIS LAMEASS THING.
Belgium_Freak
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why don't u beat the **** out of those girls, be a MAN. I'm serious, kick their asses again and again and again if they don't get it. Let us now how the asskicking went!
joecollapoppa
Banned
Yo!
See yall all from the hamptons and beverly hills U dont know how it is in Queens Newyorrrk!!! Anyways imma fight these girls. Cuz its time for joe to shine.
See yall all from the hamptons and beverly hills U dont know how it is in Queens Newyorrrk!!! Anyways imma fight these girls. Cuz its time for joe to shine.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Soma
Banned
Dude, you are one retarded little monkey. This bullshiet wasn't even worth a second look till I saw a couple things you wrote...
and my favorite...
hahaha you're a worthless hobbit but at least you're entertaining.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Re: Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
It could be true. You never know, they might all be retards. Have you ever seen them play basketball. The person who goes for the rebound usually gets slapped. They go Warren on your ass.
joecollapoppa
Banned
Are u goin racial?
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Find another school to attend.
Perferably one on the other side of the country....
Perferably one on the other side of the country....
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Okra
Don Juan
These posts aren't even interesting anymore. Each time you post, it's the same deal. The girls are trying to fight you and you run away. Punch those hos in the face and then change colleges. You don't need to be in a college that is like middle-school.
joecollapoppa
Banned
Summary
Girls have been beating me since i was a kid, i tried to change my style but it doesn't really work. They still bully me. so i said screw it let me fight back instead of changing. Its not every girl just the aggressive ones. the crazy ones. I Rap, If you heard one of my songs. "Fight The Girl Power" you'd understand where im coming from. If anyone wants to hear it let me know.
My girl thinks that the songs funny but she also thinks its deep.
Girls have been beating me since i was a kid, i tried to change my style but it doesn't really work. They still bully me. so i said screw it let me fight back instead of changing. Its not every girl just the aggressive ones. the crazy ones. I Rap, If you heard one of my songs. "Fight The Girl Power" you'd understand where im coming from. If anyone wants to hear it let me know.
My girl thinks that the songs funny but she also thinks its deep.
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joecollapoppa
Banned
Its a bit of a turn on
Frank Zappa
Senior Don Juan
Re: Girl Fight is still goin wild! girls gone wild!
~Zappa
I thought you said you fight back? Your problem is you're too much of a Joecolapoppa and too little of a Soda Popinski.
~Zappa
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.