drmeathead
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so i told her to call a cab and went to bed? Thoughts?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Girl Didnt Put Out
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
HalfAddict
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well that was detailed
ARrocket
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umm....depends on the context of the situation. Have you known her for awhile? Is this a first date? Did you find her on the street 2 hours before??
drmeathead
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the first two times i took her home she put out. this time she "didnt want to". she asked me to stop so i did. she put out the first two times i took her home from the bar so i figured we all knew what the score was when i took her home this time. so she "didnt want to" so i let her sleep on the couch. she still "didnt want to" so i told her i "didnt want to" give her a ride home and she should call a cab. i went back in my room till she was gone.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Ever consider that her Aunt Flo was visiting?
drmeathead
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yeah i did. i also considered that my uncle didnt want to drive her ass around was in town. hahaha
Francisco d'Anconia
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You could have always covered up the upholstery with a towel y'know. 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
drmeathead
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maybe she was maybe she wasnt. either was she was under no obligations to do anything. neither was i.
Vendetta081789
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Hop in the shower, and the blood stops flowin'....Good times says my crimson wings...